Danielle Van de Kamp

I'm Danielle, you might know me as Little Miss Van de Tramp...or worse. My family are not normal. Trust me.

[Julie Alex Mayer @ItsJulieMayer]

@MrsBreeHodge Well, you are our honorary Kris Jenner!

[Danielle Van de Kamp @DanielleVanDK]

@ItsJulieMayer Okay then! You've honestly scarred me about 10 times with stories about my mom's sex life hahaha

[Danielle Van de Kamp @DanielleVanDK]

@MrsBreeHodge I knew it ;D Not a lot just lying in bed! What about you?

[Danielle Van de Kamp @DanielleVanDK]

@ItsJulieMayer She kinda does haha and you need to learn to as well!

[Danielle Van de Kamp @DanielleVanDK]

@MrsBreeHodge Haha true, but I think you'd love to be on that show! ;)

[Danielle Van de Kamp @DanielleVanDK]

@ItsJulieMayer Ewww that is gross about your mom and Mike! And OMGGG in a dentist's room? What the actual hell? I can't think about it ugh

[Mrs. Bree Weston @MrsBreeHodge]

@ItsJulieMayer @daniellevandk my two favorite girls

[Danielle Van de Kamp @DanielleVanDK]

Andrew thinks he's Scott Disick. Oh my god, we could totally be on Keeping Up with the Kardashians!

[Danielle Van de Kamp @DanielleVanDK]

@ItsJulieMayer Awwwww me too, I love that!

[Julie Alex Mayer @ItsJulieMayer]

@DanielleVanDK ahahaha. God bless you. This will forever be my favourite though:

[Danielle Van de Kamp @DanielleVanDK]

@ItsJulieMayer I actually love my dress, and nice tan lines there ;)

[Danielle Van de Kamp @DanielleVanDK]

@ItsJulieMayer Oh yeah how did I forget about that? :O KUWTK FTW!

[Danielle Van de Kamp @DanielleVanDK]

@ItsJulieMayer Nice! Why you doing an interview for TV Guide?! :o

[Julie Alex Mayer @ItsJulieMayer]

If I walk in on Aunty Bree practicing her 'Hi, I'm Kris Jenner and you're watching E!' pose again, I will have the urge to pee laughing.

[Danielle Van de Kamp @DanielleVanDK]

@ItsJulieMayer Reddish ;) but I'd stick to the blonde, to be unique! You can be the adopted one ;D

[Danielle Van de Kamp @DanielleVanDK]

Julie is also trying to be the first blonde Kardashian.

[Julie Alex Mayer @ItsJulieMayer]

Peach schnapps and tonic. I've missed drinking. #andnoIdontlikesmywinedanielle

[Danielle Van de Kamp @DanielleVanDK]

@ItsJulieMayer Hahaha I know right! :')

[Julie Alex Mayer @ItsJulieMayer]

@DanielleVanDK http://t.co/G9ytmS33 this will SO be me, you & Andrew. #js

[Julie Alex Mayer @ItsJulieMayer]

when Aunty Bree tries to make Benjamin Jewish so that he can get circumcised. @DanielleVanDK