@Hyp4active @THETimHaynes SAME. My grandparents had a two-seater outhouse and when I was very small my greatest greatest fear was the snake was going to come up and bite my butt. Till this day I look in the toilet before I sit down and will not sit down if the water is still running.
Ok Twitter; let’s work some magic and do your thing here. Today, Central Patrol officers were at a vacant motel on a property crimes investigation. They found these Army documents from 1942 among some stolen property.
Right now @twitter feels like a h.s. snow day party, after the rape-y trust fund kid gets kicked out, & everyone breathes a sigh of relief & someone puts on something goofy & fun like “Rock The Boat” or “Funkytown” and everyone laughs and starts dancing again.