the real dirty dan

live. lit. & local.

[the real dirty dan @Daniellebjorn]

pt. V

[the real dirty dan @Daniellebjorn]

@Daniellebjorn pt. II

[the real dirty dan @Daniellebjorn]

pt. IV
(didn’t realize I was years behind 🥲)

[the real dirty dan @Daniellebjorn]

me 😞

[the real dirty dan @Daniellebjorn]

@joshdagoatA1 @lexi_friesen yes 😂 josh was ahead of the game Alexandria

[the real dirty dan @Daniellebjorn]

if @CrumblCookies are linked to cancer in 10 years, I will be very dead

[geras @agamemnan]

Me trying to save Steve from Vecna tomorrow

[Relish @THFCRelish]

@RlCKYRAGE

[toxic king @toxicking]

When my family asks what dish did I bring ima say “beef” and swing on my cousin

[Hàmez @OkoJames_]

LOOOOL if this isn't me

[the real dirty dan @Daniellebjorn]

I’m confused. My car is 20 years old and the extended warranty is just now expiring ? I appreciate the call though.

[the real dirty dan @Daniellebjorn]

@trevinoselenv @ecbjornson you’re a bully 😂

[erin ⛈ @ecbjornson]

we should have known that danielle was going to be a small business owner one day when she asked for a label maker for her 11th birthday

[the real dirty dan @Daniellebjorn]

@EarliestByrd My grandma is gonna be ecstatic. Gonna have to tell her to sit down for this news 😂

[the real dirty dan @Daniellebjorn]

when your wallet gets stolen but you have no cash and $4 on your card >>

[the real dirty dan @Daniellebjorn]

@ellennvic it’s so much pressure 🥲 has me sweating

[the real dirty dan @Daniellebjorn]

nobody:
me trying to insert my card at the Chick-fil-A drive thru:

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

wtf was this statement????

[the real dirty dan @Daniellebjorn]

😔😔

[izzy 樂 ★ @baddiechxn]

remove the letters D, A, N, I, E, L from your name

whats your new name?