Danielle Hartley

Scarlett 💗 Max 💙 Rob ♥️

[Danielle Hartley @DanielleeH23]

Give us a bank holiday on Monday!!

[utdreport @utdreport]

Bruno Fernandes responds to Roy Keane twisting his words:

“What I don't like is when people lie about things, and in this case, what you said about Roy Keane, basically, what he said is a lie.” [@StevenBartlett]

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Retweet to annoy our enemies 😂

[Jamie Ohara @Mrjamieohara1]

@SkySportsPL The most blatant red card all season

[Liam Canning @LiamPaulCanning]

They need to take Gary Neville off Man Utd games. It’s an awful listen.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Bruno Fernandes has levelled the Premier League single-season assist record, moving alongside Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne! 🔥

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Casemiro leaves the pitch at Old Trafford for the last time as a Manchester United player ❤️

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Michael Carrick has agreed a two-year deal to continue as the permanent Manchester Utd head coach 🔴

[Pilib De Brún (Phil Brown) @Malachians]

Whatever happens with Carrick, if it’s to be someone else, they will be walking in to a job that was completely different to the one he walked in to. They will be following a manager who finished in the top 5, not the bottom 5. A club who are in 5 competitions not one who aren’t in any. A club where players take a pay cut to stay, where players give everything to quality for competitions they won’t even play in and a club where we no longer fear getting embarrassed by our rivals. Carrick has restored the dignity of the office of the Manchester United manager, he has a class and a composure that builds trust with his players and has given us back a team that we can once again enjoy watching. He did this without signing a single player and if he doesn’t get the Utd job, he will rightfully get a top job somewhere else.

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Accidentally touch hair it's a red and a 3 match ban. Forcefully shove someone with your head on their head and it's a yellow...ridiculous

[WWE WrestleMania @WrestleMania]

#ANDSTILL 🏆

@CodyRhodes RETAINS the Undisputed WWE Title at #WrestleMania!

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Beat Man City at home.
Beat Arsenal away.
Beat Chelsea away.
On the brink of CL qualification.
3rd in the league.
6 points above Liverpool.
10 points above Chelsea.

Michael Carrick, no matter what happens from here, you have MORE THAN exceeded expectations.

Thank you, Sir. 🫡❤️

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

“Violent Conduct” 🤣🤣🤣

Plaiting my kids hair is more violent than what Martinez did! Ffs

[Softboy @softboywin]

every week is just 5 days of the most boring suffering and then 2 days of distracting yourself from the next 5 days...forever??

[Danielle Hartley @DanielleeH23]

@Michell45892826 @Plant1Sara @FitbitSupport Ignoring us isn’t fair why isn’t it fixed it’s been ages we cannot use our devices properly

[Danielle Hartley @DanielleeH23]

@FitbitSupport when are you going to fix the app notifications it’s been ages now everyone is having issues it needs to be sorted

[Danielle Hartley @DanielleeH23]

@Zoe24354074 @FitbitSupport So annoying it’s been ages!!

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Let’s be honest:

• Saturday is the only real
weekend day
• Friday still belongs to work
• Sunday already feels like
Monday

Honestly… we’ve all been
scammed.

[ATHI🤍 @byathiii]

it’s Monday tomorrow and I’m already annoyed by it