Dani Lyon

🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

The craziest thing isn’t that Charlie Kirk died, or that there’s (very gruesome) footage of him being shot circulating throughout social media.

Instead, the craziest thing to me is that so many “normal” liberals such as teachers, nurses, friends, family members are taking a great deal of joy in Charlie’s death.

I think I dramatically underestimated how ghoulish and evil these people truly are.

[Tyler Pasciak LaRiviere @TylerLaRiviere]

PHOTOS: Chicago firefighters and police officers salute as an ambulance carrying the body of a Chicago Police Officer passes by on its way to the Cook County Medical Examiner’s Office, Tuesday, Nov. 5, 2024. | Tyler Pasciak LaRiviere/Sun-Times

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

Being violently hungover in Arizona is slightly less traumatizing than being hungover in Illinois

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

@lv_in_lv No not you sorry

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

One thing that has been constant in my life is my beautiful friends and for that I am GRATEFUL 🙏🏼

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

@SIGISIGITONAAAA @Juicyginna ily sigi!!! 🤗

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

@Juicyginna ily 💕

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

@barrmegan_ ILYM 🤍

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

I have been living off of 4-5 hours of sleep a night for the last two months and wonder why I’m sick all the time 😂

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

@jenna_martinn @RezHit23 Ok…??????????????????

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

@lv_in_lv @MikeVanderbilt HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

Anyways we can go ahead and fast forward to October

[𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 @aperfectpumpkin]

picture it-

it's late october and a cold front
just blew in and it's chilly and breezy while you're home in comfy clothes, baking cookies and watching scary movies

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

Had to pay $1,400 to get some stuff done on my car and on the way home I ran over a goose. After getting out to see if it was okay (it was not) some lady told me to get my fat ass out of the road. I’m just going to take an L for today lmao

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

Fresh, clean bedding and a good book is the perfect cure for the Monday blues 🙂

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

Having the best group of friends is top tier let me tell ya 💓

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

Don’t c/t, my phone FLEW out of @savannahscho’s car driving down Pulaski going 50 mph and is destroyed

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

All the guys on my Facebook feed voicing their approval of the Roe v. Wade overturn are the same dudes that talk to themselves in my DMs.

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

Fell in love with journaling and reading again as hobbies and I get mad when I have to leave the house to do anything else 😂

[Dani Lyon @Daniellelyon_]

@iAmStevHarvey @MikeyLes I have tears 😭