Danielle Renay

Just wanna make my dogs proud

[Danielle Renay @Daniellerenay]

If eating booty is anything close to the feeling of eating a fat juicy grape my husband better open up that butt

[erika @yeeeerika]

there's not going to be an american dream you stupid slut

[Vante🕷️ @HoesLuvVante]

my social media is NOT full of hints I just be sayin anything

[TDB @TabithaDBasia]

I hate a “ I was going to” type of man.

Just shut up.

[Danielle Renay @Daniellerenay]

Cockroaches are so funny like why is the word cock in ur name

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

Remember when Michelle Obama wanted to make school lunches healthier & conservatives went insane & poured hot lard down their throats because eating garbage was an American right?

Now they’re suddenly *super* worried about what soda is doing to SNAP recipients.

Politics, man.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

The grand contradiction of America is that they need us to keep consuming but they also do not want to pay us. They will shame you for not spending enough while simultaneously not paying you enough to spend.

[mev 🏀🧸🌹 @mevvybear]

This is goated

[haley 🦋 @haley77hoops]

People just now realizing how cool of a guy Luka Dončić is is so funny to me. He has always been this way and Dallas fans tried telling everyone why we loved him so much lol

[katie 𐦍 @kat1enotfound]

growing up i thought dominos pizza was really fancy. i had never tried it. one night my friend asked if i wanted to stay for dinner (dominos!!) but my mom said no because i had to ride my bike home before it got dark out. when i got home i looked up pictures of dominos and cried

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

eating the salt in a pretzel bag

[Elle 🇨🇮🇱🇷 @Elleeethia]

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst

[julia @glitterjuj]

im so anti ai its not even funny like it genuinely makes me angry

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

by default all men are on thin ice

[C-Bo the Eggman @CBoTheEggman]

So shocking that a Republican president is driving the economy into a recession just like every Republican president has done for the last 50 years.

[mia🪐 @deedayman]

This would happen to either of them

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Men are so obsessed with being used. if a woman expects you to take her on a date and pay for it, she’s not a gold digger. Gold diggers go after mansions and yachts, not a piece of damn chicken, be fr.

[julia @sunnyreynoldss]

naming my kid mac reynolds