Daniel H.

LA guy living in the nation’s capital | Lawyer ⚖️ | @AUWCL ‘23 | @Tulane 🌊 ‘18 | Somehow very cold all the time | 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

[Daniel H. @DanieltheWitz]

@mpgmatthew Flying would literally be slower than the NE regional when you factor in time spent in airports on either end lol

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When I say “I got that dog in me,” this is what I mean

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Fresh cut before to start the weekend 💇‍♂️

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Uhh if Staraptor is invited to the bug type cookout, it’s the only Pokemon leaving…

[Bonsai/#1 leavanny fan @Peko_girlboss]

Big fan of the “aren’t bug types but are invited to the bug type cookout” genre of Pokemon

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@ikisnick Disney is doomed if they can’t score higher on rotten tomatoes than Stop! That! Train!

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New paralegal keeps sleeping on the job smh

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@JustinGunderman You can’t convince me this won’t be a perfect holiday movie

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@AlexHamilton_88 Wait my mother and grandmother (California born and raised) thought the exact same thing!!

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Oh no it would be such an own if he didn’t sign it in the next ten days while Congress is still in session 👀

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP has canceled the signing of the housing bill until Congress passes the SAVE America Act.

The stage is set in the Capitol.

House GOP leadership is literally on stage right now touting the bill.

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@ikisnick And what if I want my Pride events to be air conditioned while I enjoy kink and age gaps at said Pride events?

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Damn too soon 😔

[Duolingo @duolingo]

sheepstealer needs to do a High Valyrian lesson tonight #HOTD

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Sneak preview!

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An OnlyFans but instead of nudes or videos I give people access to the puppy cam so they can see him napping in his crate

[Daniel H. @DanieltheWitz]

An OnlyFans but instead of nudes or videos I give people access to the puppy cam so they can see him napping in his crate

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@muzzeltov

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As someone who isn’t that great of a cook anyway, the ground meat slop bowl is kind of great they could never make me hate it

[yosoymario @yosoymario91]

Everyone who lifts for a longer period goes through the "tasty protein recipes" phase before eventually submitting to the ground beef slop bowl

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Or maybe the same repeat offenders doing it everywhere idk but still clean it up

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It’s insane how many dog owners in dc aren’t picking up their dogs’ 💩 like please do the bare minimum here

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I hate product placement what do you mean @bikeathletics is sponsoring drag race this week how silly and you know I think I will go buy a new jockstrap right now

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@aaferiat We closed our rings in our hearts 💞

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@chasel1994 Who’s to say what a “charity” is? 🥴