Danielle Sanders

Postpartum nurse • Wife • Dog mom. 💗

[Danielle Sanders @Danigirl1415]

“Where are you from?”
Me: “Fort Payne”
*isnt from fort Payne but no one has ever heard of any other town in Dekalb county loll

[jess @enchantedjess13]

i wonder if any celebrities have to fight in the ticketmaster trenches alongside regular fans or if they all just are guaranteed a ticket. like i can’t imagine reese witherspoon having to open her laptop and see “2000+ people ahead of you”

[ava @avesstwt]

Being stuck in the ticketmaster queue really has you wondering how different your life you be if you never listened to Our Song on the radio in 2006 that one time

[Lauren @Laurparkerr]

If Chick Fil A was in charge of the Ticketmaster queue I would’ve had Taylor Swift tickets within MINUTES just saying

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

Queue? Paused
Line? 2000+
Morale? Low
Stomach? Ache
Eras? Tour

[Megan Plevy @mplevz]

when you're trying to get taylor swift tix but ticketmaster keeps crashing

[p @9753289p]

what is joe biden’s plan to unpause the ticketmaster queue for taylor swift’s eras tour

[sarah (Eras era!!) @thisismenotryin]

taylor swift walking onto stage with no one in the audience, because that ticketmaster queue never did move.

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

wait....how did we get to the end of the album already?!?! How in love are you all? 😭♥️ #hoax #folkloreoutnow

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Surprise 🤗 Tonight at midnight I’ll be releasing my 8th studio album, folklore; an entire brand new album of songs I’ve poured all of my whims, dreams, fears, and musings into. Pre-order at https://t.co/zSHpnhUlLb

[Danielle Sanders @Danigirl1415]

@Paige_Dendy14 @KylieRoden5 Why was this us🤣🤣🤣

[kylie❀ @KylieRoden5]

12 year old me in the swimming pool with with my round floaty😂 @Danigirl1415 @Paige_Dendy14

[Danielle Sanders @Danigirl1415]

@glitter_cocaine Will you film yourself when you do this,

[Danielle Sanders @Danigirl1415]

@lizardswahlay I woulda been in the Bahamas 😩

[Farhat @farhatws_]

Heavy on the "it is what it is"

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

yea breakups are rough but have you ever played a card you thought was hilarious in cards against humanity and no one laughed

[LMR @thetangay]

“How are you doing?”
Me:

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

No one:

Barb: I HAVE A DAUGHTER!!!! A DAUGHTER!!!!!! HOWS OUR DAUGHTER??? BUD! DAUGHTER! BUD! DAUGHTERRRRR!!!!

#thebachelor

[Natalie Peoples @natalie_peoples]

Barb is making me heated. We going to have to throw her away