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[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

I’ve come to realize I’m living in a high school play… a house full of eccentric adult family members who all operate on their own schedules with their own hobbies and quirks and whatever, and it all works and flows and we all come together once in a while, and it’s awesome

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

All Wall Street money had a double taint
‘taint yours
‘taint mine

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

Good morning! The world is dying and there is nothing you can do about it but it’s all your fault

[Eliz Markowitz @ElizMarkowitz]

In response to the recent legislative action in my state of Texas: I’m not pro-murdering babies.

I'm pro-Juanita who found out at her 20 week anatomy scan that the infant she had been so excited to bring into this world had developed without life sustaining organs.

[Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss]

This. Very this.

Tell your friends.

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

Went to the kitchen for beer and came back with a burrito 🤷‍♀️

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

Look, all I’m saying is that if you’re gonna say Notre Dame with a French accent, when you say Cambridge in the same sentence it should be afforded the same consideration and said with a British accent.

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

Luv this b!t*h 💕
#hildëtheblü

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

@GrettaLadygee Lol not trying to die from alcohol poisoning 🍺💀🤣

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

@gailcarriger Yarn!

[Hayley Campbell @hayleycampbell]

oh look, my twenties

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

Just like that, I became one of those "if my dog can't go, I'm not going" people
#woof #puppy #bluenose #pibble https://t.co/QTi3OBAW5z

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

@TomHeal2 @LordGrimdark Omg for real. I felt a bit of heartbreak over that one

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

😂😂😂 it's funny cuz it's true hahaha https://t.co/HzTwhATvOA

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

😻😻😻 https://t.co/d01NAZA2fx

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

But it's okay because he's a Democrat... Right? https://t.co/GtuuqyAmCO

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/0b0a9xraO1

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

😂

#iwokeuplikethis #qurantinelife #unemployed #livinthedream https://t.co/YeyMY04E9y

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/KDnkjoDcVV

[Tea Cake @DanikaTeaCake]

When I grow up, I wanna be a #housecat
#whatalife #easystreet #cat #kitten #shamelessselfie https://t.co/14tBheeX2T