dan

not Danica Patrick but I can make ya GoDaddy

[dan @DanikaWatson]

@EllieSmmmith you’re so cute i love youuuuuu

[Hallstar ⍟ @hallsar17]

Riff Raff’s the Twitter mom we all need, treat people the way you want to be treated !!! 🌞💫💛🤗🍯😇✨

[Meg DaSilva @madbabyyface]

if your mom is an 11/10, retweet this

[dan @DanikaWatson]

@hallsar17 @dog_feelings bahahha tappin the toe tips

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

THE HUMAN IS HOME EARLY. THIS IS QUITE UNEXPECTED. THE GARAGE DOOR IS OPENING. MY TAIL IS BLURRY. AND YOU BET. MY FEETS ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

This is mesmerizing

[dan @DanikaWatson]

where’d you go?
i miss you so
seems like it’s been forever
that you’ve been gone

[Ellie Smith @EllieSmmmith]

*listening to Frankie valley *
Me: what octave are you in sir?
@DanikaWatson : femininity

[dan @DanikaWatson]

@EllieSmmmith traaaace😂😭

[Ellie Smith @EllieSmmmith]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
I’m so sorry lil friends humans ruin everything :( https://t.co/GEUS6qowsG

[dan @DanikaWatson]

@EllieSmmmith but i love it when you big spoon me

[Ellie Smith @EllieSmmmith]

Chihuahuas scare me, I feel like if I look at them wrong they will snap in half

[Ellie Smith @EllieSmmmith]

So many people with psychos in their life. You know you DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEIR BULLSHIT, just cut the off guys it’s so easy

[Ellie Smith @EllieSmmmith]

Me and @DanikaWatson went for a walk today and it was SO nice

[GOTH ANGEL SINNER @Lilpeep]

Speaker knockerz would be killin the game rite now

[Eric Massicotte @DrMassicotte]

Your kids are going to do things they shouldn’t. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour.

[Ellie Smith @EllieSmmmith]

I’m more of a shine then rise kinda girl

[dan @DanikaWatson]

me: boss i don't feel good
boss: *gives me 5 billion things to do on top of what i already have* here just stay busy, you won't feel sick