Danilo Pistelli

Just another day in the life of a badass Italian-American. I sell spaghetti for a living.

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Shit in the pot or get off the carousel.

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@JackCreveling @parker_bolt Don’t tell everybody. It might get too crowded to the point we’ll have to get tee times 😎

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If u don’t like innocence don’t get involved with a Virgin!

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You can take a horse to water and make him drink but if u don’t find a lake u have nothing to drink

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I know just enough to be dangerous but not enough to tell you the truth

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If you don’t look the other way no one will ever see you.

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If u give someone a chance to do something stupid they usually will

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If I had known then what I should have known now...

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I know you’re an American citizen now, but, don’t be an asshole

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It’s not what you like, it’s how you arrive at the conclusion that counts.

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Go ahead. Ir ur feeling froggy just sit down

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I took the high road and wound up in the middle of the field

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I wasn’t born yesterday. The turnip truck brought me on through

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If the hay doesn’t come up you can’t cut shit

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Always expect the unexpected and you will one day be surprised

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With these pipes you don’t need to sing very well

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He’s gonna shit like a fiddle

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I was just chilling with my associates

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The thing about me Steve is that I don’t hold any punches

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It’s not how stupid u are it’s how dumb u act