Daniel Ploaich

[Daniel Ploaich @Danimal_3479]

@briangaar Great interview and didn’t even drop the Battle Toads bomb on them.

[Daniel Ploaich @Danimal_3479]

@WWE @ImChelseaGreen Nicholas no longer the prickolas?

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

*does entire Indianapolis 500 with right blinker on*

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Bart, the eighteen hundred pound bear, who co-stars with Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin in the movie The Edge, reportedly earns a whopping ten thousand dollars per day as a Hollywood actor.

A small amount of the grizzly's income goes toward the preservation of bears' natural habitat.

Bart spends the remaining money on bear whores and cocaine.

[Daniel Ploaich @Danimal_3479]

@tommykippes2 Sid said, give your balls a tug

[Daniel Ploaich @Danimal_3479]

@DrDisrespect New arena will be inside a volcano

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

GO FUCK YOURSELF DAYLIGHT SAVINGS #DaylightSavings

[Daniel Ploaich @Danimal_3479]

@MarvelStudios Teleported to planet Spaceball

[Alec Sulkin @thesulk]

We’re having our 1960s minus the great music.

[Daniel Ploaich @Danimal_3479]

@briangaar Read that wrong but still Austin 316

[Daniel Ploaich @Danimal_3479]

@briangaar Just five more complaints and that would have been one of greatest headlines of all time.

[Daniel Ploaich @Danimal_3479]

@InternetH0F And you thought you had a shitty job

[Daniel Ploaich @Danimal_3479]

@JasonF_RN I’ll have to do this next year

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Haven’t seen a heel/heel main event in awhile but am here for it!!

[capitalism liker @HumanPog]

i know for a fact that i have been passed up for several jobs because i believe wrestling

[Daniel Ploaich @Danimal_3479]

I just watched a commercial for a drug that one of the side effects was “having trouble thinking” shit I have that everyday without drugs.

[Daniel Ploaich @Danimal_3479]

@KrangTNelson @HBO And during football season he addresses everyone in St. Peter’s Square looking like the guys in the SNL skits.

[Wrestling from 80s/90s @Wrestling80s90s]

🥰🥰

[Daniel Ploaich @Danimal_3479]

It’s going to be time to pick a new #Pope We’ve already had two John Pauls. I think it’s about time we get the first George Ringo.

[Daniel Ploaich @Danimal_3479]

When Matt said they were “babysitting chaos” all I could think was that would be a good band name. #DaredevilBornAgain