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Things that make you say 'WTF'
'But your honor,babies kick pregnant women all the time'

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

I am eagerly waiting for that KTN expose on how foreigners are getting IDs.

There's some names itatetemesha nchi.

[ع @pyari_eyesha]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

[Zhao DaShuai 东北进修🇨🇳 Commentary @zhao_dashuai]

Does your dad have an emerald mine?

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

When you get rid of the incentive 😂

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

BAD NEWS:
United bakery company closed due to high taxation and power.
Our favorite united bread is out of the market.
WANTAM SIGNED

[Märçuṣ̌👓 @meshhonourable]

Ukioa msichana mlevi shauri yako,ukioa msichana wa kanisa shauri yako, na pia ukioa shauri yako😂

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Don’t worry about Elon becoming rich with his own money.

Worry about politicians becoming rich with your money.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

High Court rules marriage certificate is not the only proof in property disputes after divorce

[Kivutha Kibwana @ProfKibwana]

Mama I celebrate you for giving birth to me today 72 years ago.

[reatile_xo🇿🇦 @reatile_xo]

She’s 100% right. Any man over 25 who dates a girl in her early 20s or younger is doing it because women his own age can see right through his b.s. They go for younger because they're easier to control

[superdad @udysznx]

“if you don’t do it, another man will”

exactly!! that’s why i’m not doing it

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

normalize seeing a woman’s lack of effort as her lack of interest in you, regardless of what she tells you.

[Money Quotes @MoneyQuotesX]

A trillion dollars built by a guy who genuinely believed in things people thought were science fiction. Believe in your weird idea.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The most expensive mistake a man can make is being with the wrong woman. No matter your level as a man, you will pay dearly.

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Elon musk worth 1.1 Trillion like 3 trillion shy of Kenyan budget😳😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I love the incredible people of SpaceX beyond words

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Pretending you’re open minded so she reveals all her h0e tendencies >>>

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The combined Networth of these two Businessmen is now estimated to be worth about 1 Trillion dollars. These men are truly Rewriting history

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Anyways ukitaka ku succeed hapo corporate beba ka note book ata kama utachora penises tu, watu watadhani unawaskiza.

Then una rephrase their statements into questions 'so you said thika road is a road?'
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