Daniel Hicks

Franklin College '18 graduate. CPA. Vonnegut junkie. Lover of Jazz & Food. opinions are my own and not that of my employer.

[Daniel Hicks @Danjamin_Hicks]

Had to go to Johnson County night court for my Law class. Ran into one of my very close friends there. He wasn't there for class though. 🙈

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

The whole thing is obviously comical, but the fact that the political officials clearly ordered the Department of Energy to delete a recommendation made by actual experts just because of partisan politics is actually pretty bad.

[Sleeper Picks @SleeperPicksHQ]

Paul Skenes since winning the CY Young:

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

André 3000 is reportedly working on a Mongolian throat-singing mariachi fusion album, recorded in space.

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

i cant believe this

[Brookens Institution @DetroitTankCity]

Keider might be my favorite pitcher on the Tigers.

All the buffoons who run this team do is mess with him. Up and down to Toledo. Starter to pen. No matter how well he's pitching he's the one they do it to.

And he responds by straight dealing, with heart and with balls.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Making pelosi look like a rookie.

[David Wallace-Wells @dwallacewells]

The Department of Energy appears to have deleted its thermostat-level recommendations to avoid people noticing that their generic recommendation was to set indoor temperatures at the same level which Zohran has asked New Yorkers to maintain during a grid-stressing heatwave.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I only realised why Ray-Bans are called ray bans. I'm 40.

[vitalik.eth @VitalikButerin]

"Pokemon" is short for "pocket monsters".
"Digimon" is short for "digital monsters".

Therefore, "salmon" is short for "saltwater monsters".

(You might object: salmon spend a big part of their life in freshwater. But pokemon spend a big part of their life outside pockets too!)

[Max @maxtmcc]

The Hague being a major city is so funny given how its name is used by most people. Like imagine if you committed some war crimes and people were like “you’re getting sent to Cleveland bruh”

[𝐴 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝐹𝑎𝑛 @NotWhoYouDream]

THE UNITED STATES WITH 10 PLAYERS ON THE PITCH.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

.@realDonaldTrump FIFA is enriching uranium and is now two weeks away from obtaining a nuclear weapon

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

No goals are offsides on stolen land.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We need that Texas Tech judge to free Balogun

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

NO KINGS INCLUDES YOU BELGIUM #FUCKKINGLEOPOLD

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

As someone who has watched Flo Balogun play 2.5 soccer games:

I would die for Flo Balogun

[brandon* @brndxix]

you just created one million folarin baloguns