Brian Pitre

I’ve decided to combine my love for graphic design, photography, and comedy into a Twitter nightmare dedicated to all things pointless & nonsensical. Enjoy!

[Brian Pitre @DankBudman]

Genuphobia is the fear of one's own knees or someone else's knees… 🍻

[Brian Pitre @DankBudman]

@Monica55dzrh Sour cream and potato water

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@SusieM414141 @SULLY10X It’s pretty amazing. Check it out on instagram for more info @BottomsUpBeer

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Don’t buy a cat…

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Louisiana Lab Monkeys would be a dope band name! #lab #monkeys

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@Power_midget 🐸💦💚

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Radioactive Shrimp is a dope band name.

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I’m trying to find whatever it is BJ and Judy have. #TheRighteousGemstones

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@shylittlexo Happy Birthday

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@hippterra Reddit lol

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This time last year eating, cat meant something totally different.

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I got a magnetic pop-socket for my phone and now I feel naked and vulnerable anytime I forget to put it back on.

[Smash Indy @HarderBrunch]

This week’s guest @chrisspangle joins the gang for Half Christmas. https://t.co/dVVsEARyGl

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New #reelsvideo of my allergies bit edited by the amazing Austin Fry. Fry guy is the man, hit him up for all of your video and editing needs! #allergies #bpitrecomedy #funnybusiness #friendship #newreel #blackmoms #peanutbutter #georgewashingtoncarver

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“That’s my shit tho. I love dillydallying. I’m a real dillydallying ass type of nigga.” - Me

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I just heard a disturbing, yet, compelling argument for pro-cannibalism and I'll be honest it's really eating at me. #dontunfollowme

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Some of y’all don’t understand how important it was for Petey to hold onto that ball. #rememberthetitans #petey #holdon #football

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 I think Jack was wanted for murder and it was better to drown in the ocean next some rich ginger strange than end up in a French prison. #Titanic

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Normalize putting soup in a camelback.

[Thad @thadmckee]

I got buried by comedian @DankBudman and then I got heckled by an old white lady who ended it by saying
“And that was from a blue eyed white Honky.” The audience laughed so hard. I was hoping I would wake up from a dream…………. Anyways, Catch me at Go Bananas this weekend!

[Brian Pitre @DankBudman]

@airikacal Ha!!!