Christopher Columbus

Y'all take away my holiday and I'll take away my voyage to the Americas, see how much you like your Democracy and Cell phones than.

[Henry the Navigator @HenriqTheFreak]

It appears some people thought I may have been gay, and here's my response

[Henry the Navigator @HenriqTheFreak]

I feel like there might be a way to go straight to India from Portugal #someonetryit

[Ferdinand Magellan @MagellanVapez]

Lmao the ship next to ours just went down, hope Meredith survived. #hearteyesformeredith #thicc #ripmeredith

[James cook @captainjcook16]

Coming out of retirement, one last job. #newship #newme #HMSresolution

[James cook @captainjcook16]

Back to my favorite set of islands. #hawaii #ifoundhawaii #thereturn

[Vasco Da Gama @therealvdgama]

Land ahoy!! Let's get India! #20may1498

[Vasco Da Gama @therealvdgama]

At least I got a crater named after me🌚 #gonebutneverforgotten

[Christopher Columbus @DankColumbus]

Discovered the New World and the most prestigious tweeter in the 21st century #greatestexplorertoeverlive

[Christopher Columbus @DankColumbus]

Never did make my way to India #columbusregrets

[Christopher Columbus @DankColumbus]

Ya I took a couple of natives as slaves but who didn't at this time #Sorryplsgivememyholidayagain

[Christopher Columbus @DankColumbus]

Never forget the people that believed in you the most. #Theholycrownofcastile

[Christopher Columbus @DankColumbus]

Expecting India and get the New World #Shouldoffundedmeportugal

[Christopher Columbus @DankColumbus]

While we're on the topic of sons never liked my son Fernando mainly because the wedlock I had with his mother Beatriz.

[Christopher Columbus @DankColumbus]

Always know what keeps you going, for me it's my son Diego ever since my wife, Felipa, died.

[Christopher Columbus @DankColumbus]

Let me say that those French privateers that attacked my ship while I was off the coast of Portugal...ARENT PRIVATEERING ANYMORE 🐸☕️

[Christopher Columbus @DankColumbus]

Let me give my MVP award to my darling Santa Maria for getting me across the ocean to this New World 😘

[Christopher Columbus @DankColumbus]

First off let me give a shoutout to my homie King Ferdinand for giving me a chance on my new trip to India across the Ocean to our east 💯