Craig Hanson🐺

God Bless America🇺🇸🗺⛳️🏌️‍♂️@uwbadgers… MGIS University of Minnesota #skol

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

Hall of Fame lineup on the ice right now🏒🏆

[Ryan Glasspiegel @sportsrapport]

Almost nothing makes me unhappier than the Hurricanes succeeding after how the Whalers left town. Need Knights to step on their throat here.

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

👽🔥GAME 7? PLAYOFFS?!?
thurd triple of the first quarter WEMBY! got the hood on smash🍔

[NBA @NBA]

WEMBY'S 3RD TRIPLE OF THE FIRST QUARTER!

And… the Spurs Nuns love what they’re seeing 😆

He leads all scorers with 11 PTS on 4-6 FGM!

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

I drink 150-200 fluid ounces of water a day seriously🚿🚰🤗
and imma BIG BOY…

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

I’m the kind of economic mind that thinks if I buy beer cans one county away, and bring them to a resort, I’m still generally circulating money into the state tax base💰🏖️🍺

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

I just realized🤯that as an interior tenant of a sixteenplex, I share a common wall or corner🏚️🏚️with eleven of the fifteen other units in this building…

you may now all return to sleep😴

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

why can’t you @googlechrome cast on the @FOXSports app? when tf did that go away? (conveniently for the network I’m sure)
why does the @Xfinity app (which I can still Chromecast thankfully) show me FOX but not allow me to play it?!
figure out your UX, big tech ffs📺🏁

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

I love how Panda Expeess🐼
has not been bought out yet by private equity, so they hook you the fuck up on a bigger plate🍽️🥡

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

📻T-Kras on @957WDAE is "hot under the collar" and on one today😤in his opening rant on the opening drive about the incompetence of public officials that don't know how to use technology and decide the fate of baseball in the Tampa Bay area⚾️🏟️
https://t.co/KujA2P6huj

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

@AlexaRenee189 @sportsrapport @PrimeVideo @NBA I should’ve done that when the playoffs started, but now that the #WolvesBack Timberwolves are eliminated, I’m good…
I don’t need to make a (temporary) deal with the devil
💳🤣

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

🐺this was a really fun era of Timberwolves basketball I’m gonna look fondly back upon if it truly is done🫡

no, there isn’t “always next year” as the cliché goes, because title windows open and close all too quickly in professional sports as we know…

#WolvesBack

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

@ScottHanson Jets🎨
Colts😂
Saints📡

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

pet peeve of mine🙄is when @ESPN doesn't air the primetime replay of a major
watching golf (tv in general) is a RELAXING vibe😌📺would be nice to throw it on⛳️in the background tonight
instead we got "Live From @PGAChampionship" on @GolfChannel which'll be too many🗣️talking heads

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

if the user closes and opens the app📻multiple times, the same advertisement “electric riiiiiiiide!” (or whatever crap scientifically programmed to irritate the consumer) should not continue to restart. eventually the user should win⏭️
fuck your UX @iHeartRadio!

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

fuck off @iHeartRadio!
when I repeatedly close the app📻you eventually have to stop playing the same ad and let the consumer win!
you cannot restart a 30 second ad after playing it for 29 seconds… that’s not how technology works, fuck your UX

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

Beneath My Skin 🎸 goes hard as fuck
Rest in peace Chester Bennington 🤘 https://t.co/W1g5LGYoJr

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

let’s fucking goooo Vegas!!⚔️🏆🥅🏒

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

fuck the Spurs⚔️

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Jaden McDaniels on the bench. 😬

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

to the grinders and the hustlers
🧱💯so I know that you feel me
but your hood up in the air
and represent for your city🌃

[Craig Hanson🐺 @DankGameAlert]

you know me, I stay with a bitch on her knees…
and give guns away in the hood🏚️like it's government cheese🧀
https://t.co/IJyQSCROSa

[Brett Siegel @BrettSiegelNBA]

Victor Wembanyama, who was ejected from tonight’s game against the Timberwolves with a flagrant 2, is in jeopardy of being suspended a game for his elbow against Naz Reid.

The NBA will review the incident tomorrow and determine if further action needs to be taken.