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This website is the digital version of the plague.

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Having a shitty day already but @sheetz giving me Mac and cheese bites made out of boxed, gross Mac and cheese is the cherry on an awful cake…

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The worst part of getting summer sick is not being able to live your life. Like fuck man.

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@WhiteHouse I fucking hate it here

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There will never be another dungeon race. There won’t be another raid race. No more legendary campaigns. No more destinations. Sony and Bungie would rather kill a beloved franchise than simply milk it a little less hard and just give players what they want. Absurd.

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It’s really rough watching people cope over the possibility of Destiny 3. Like watching someone hold a body and telling it “it’s okay, you’re okay”.

I dunno why anyone’s shocked or wasn’t fully prepared for this. Bungie didn’t just milk the game, they fucking blended it.

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The Key Bridge rebuild running so far over budget is hilarious because it's just another example of why we should just blindly fund infrastructure projects (barring fraud checks obv) instead of letting politicians vote on it.

"Ship-resistance" is so fucking absurd holy shit.

[jemp.stp @runthistrain]

This is crazy

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The most successful propaganda is cops convincing everyone the most dangerous thing you can do with a car is speed.

Fast drivers cause far less accidents. The real danger is distracted, drunk, or incompetent drivers causing accidents that are fatal at high speeds.

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I'm redlining on the based meter

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To Live Forever - No Man's Sky

[Pittsburgh DSA @pghDSA]

You are a disgrace.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

@realDonaldTrump

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@TOTK_Stannis @VautismSpeaks Is that Chris-Chanprano

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This site is literally just engagement farming and ragebait from bots and retards. Who is running this circus?

Oh a clown? That makes sense

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“Disability positivity” types once again being the most ableist people on the internet claiming someone is faking a disability or needs to stay out of society? Color me surprised.

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“Me when I’m bored and have to kill Donald Trump” is once again a relevant meme and it’ll never stop being funny.

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@Mulla9131 Yinz-Yang

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Is there an “Uncle Tom” for autism? Cause some of y’all are intolerable retards who do nothing but complain and use your autism as a crutch against all criticism of your personality.

Genuinely makes me embarrassed to share a disability with you.

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I love how the only interactions I get anymore are from bots. Also it’s clear I got shadowbanned cause my posts are only getting like 3 views no matter what. 99% sure it’s because I’m dark woke

Thanks Elon. Have you tried a noose or are you too fat and nasty for one to hold you.

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@VautismSpeaks Video game exploit shit