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Dave's not here.

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When your mom walks into your room and asks if your high

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Couples that smoke together.. stay together.

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18+ (NSFW)

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Marijuana is a gateway drug: to good sex, a great nights sleep, and the fridge.

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How to be happy

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Buy her flowers

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Always stock up before a smoke sesh

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When you're buddy hits you up to smoke but ain't got no weed

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When you catch a whiff of weed in public https://t.co/Cab5Fy4yio

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When someone passes you a blunt that's wet

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Deep stoner conversations

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Yes.. yes you do.

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When you're high af and your buddy doesn't want to make a food run https://t.co/ETqviVrlBO

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You can't die from smoking kief.. but I sure can still try.

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Drinking alcohol can lead to bad decisions.

Smoking Marijuana can lead to hard decisions.. like deciding on what you want to eat.

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Method Man walks into a hotel..

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Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75.

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I love you @tacobell

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Never get so busy making a living, that you forget to make a life.