Dank Krypto

Flipping digital assets on the world wide interwebz.

[Dank Krypto @DankKrypto]

Of course I had to ape. $dm

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@larpwiz @Cupseyy @casino616 @waddles_eth Solid “not advice” dude

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@larpwiz I think you got most of it. Lol!

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@larpwiz Is there really a Pig Anus Cow Balls coin? 😂

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@larpwiz @solana @WasteManagement 😂😂😂

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@larpwiz Looks like a runner!

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@yeeahbrian @LegitKratom Let’s go!

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Still holding.💎

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I know the feeling. 💀

[LarpWizard @larpwiz]

How I feel after aping $BAGS before @Cupseyy dumped his massive bag.

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@larpwiz @Cupseyy 😂😂😂

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@arianaculture This is why you should buy some Pedo Trump on pump fun. CA: Ab7smvmGbB4ZcLhPL7KFA5Hy4jvN3U41esfnSWFNpump https://t.co/R3Sj3Qce50

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@elonmusk We will see where the $pedo coin is when we come back to it later. https://t.co/R3Sj3Qce50

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump CA is Ab7smvmGbB4ZcLhPL7KFA5Hy4jvN3U41esfnSWFNpump

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Pedo Trump needs to be exposed.

https://t.co/R3Sj3Qce50

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@crypto_yns44 Based

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@jribeiro1983 Paying for sex is not going to make it bond.

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@justerm4x Are you still having an issue?

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@Fapital3 Starting an ecommerce business, inventing a product, inheritance from your family, being a hoe on OnlyFans, and various other ways.

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@justerm4x Or send the solana to someone else that can pay with a credit card or something.

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This is hilarious! I had to bid this one. $pwison

[JusterSOL @justerm4x]

Name: PNUT
Alias: “The Nut Runner”
Crimes:
– Accused of hoarding LP tokens in tree-based cold wallets
– Rugged airdrop farmers by burying wallets in 87 locations
– Known for pump-and-vanish maneuvers in frontier tokens
Status:
📍 Caught during a stakeout near a decentralized bird feeder
🤠 Cowboy hat considered “part of cultural identity” — not removed
🔒 Currently housed in minimum-height cell (special squirrel unit)
Notes:
💬 First words in custody: “You’ll never find the rest of the stash.”
⚠️ Considered extremely fast, agile, and full of nuts (and secrets)
Threat Level:
🥜 MEDIUM – HIGH if market goes full degen