TheCOO

Serial Entrepreneur // Co-Founder @DANKBOTSNFT & @artifactxapp

[TheCOO @DankMuffs]

ARE YOU READY? ⬇️🚀

[RoastMyResume @RoastmyResumeHQ]

5.2/10. RESUME NO MAN'S LAND.
"blink if you're being threatened by a Kumon franchise owner."
https://t.co/R4OE69d4G8 🔥

[RoastMyResume @RoastmyResumeHQ]

someone got a 7.0 and thought they were winning.
the verdict: "Alpha Energy, Beta Mistakes."
nobody is safe.
https://t.co/R4OE69d4G8 🔥

[RoastMyResume @RoastmyResumeHQ]

you listed "Google" as a skill.
we're done here.
so is your application.
https://t.co/R4OE69d4G8 🔥

[RoastMyResume @RoastmyResumeHQ]

your resume has 4 pages.
you have 2 years of experience.
this is not the flex you think it is.
https://t.co/R4OE69d4G8 🔥

[RoastMyResume @RoastmyResumeHQ]

this is the job market in 2026.
the one thing you can actually control? your resume.
fix it https://t.co/R4OE69d4G8 🔥

[RoastMyResume @RoastmyResumeHQ]

names changed to protect the incompetent.
where does yours land?
https://t.co/R4OE69dCvG 🔥

[TheCOO @DankMuffs]

Don’t say we didn’t warn you

[RoastMyResume @RoastmyResumeHQ]

recruiters be like "we'll keep your resume on file"
the file: 🗑️
we'll tell you exactly why.
https://t.co/R4OE69d4G8 🔥

[RoastMyResume @RoastmyResumeHQ]

recruiters be like "we'll keep your resume on file"
the file: 🗑️
we'll tell you exactly why.
https://t.co/R4OE69d4G8 🔥

[TheCOO @DankMuffs]

“A participation trophy for thinking really hard” 🤣 this one got me

[RoastMyResume @RoastmyResumeHQ]

Welcome to our Wall of Shame.
this is what happens when you use jargon instead of proof.
https://t.co/R4OE69d4G8 🔥

[TheCOO @DankMuffs]

Speaking from experience of reviewing way too many resumes ☠️

[RoastMyResume @RoastmyResumeHQ]

you have "Microsoft Word" listed as a skill.
you are not getting the job.
find out what else is killing your chances 👇
🔥https://t.co/R4OE69d4G8

[RoastMyResume @RoastmyResumeHQ]

There's a viral Reddit post right now about a girl who saw her boyfriend's resume after 6 months of supporting him financially. The top comment has 2K upvotes. We won't repeat it here. But let's just say — your resume says a lot about you. 🔥 https://t.co/R4OE69d4G8

[RoastMyResume @RoastmyResumeHQ]

We built an AI that reads your resume the way recruiters actually do.
Brutal. Honest. A little mean.
The most common verdict we give?
"Chronically Vague."
You probably are too. Find out 👇
https://t.co/R4OE69d4G8

[RoastMyResume @RoastmyResumeHQ]

Your resume is why you're not getting callbacks.
Not the market. Not the economy. Not bad luck.
Your resume.
Upload it. We'll tell you exactly what's wrong — no sugarcoating, no fluff.

🔥 https://t.co/R4OE69d4G8

[TheCOO @DankMuffs]

@RoastmyResumeHQ HAHA savage. It tore me apart

[TheCOO @DankMuffs]

If your inbox is full of silence and rejection, it’s probably not you — it’s your story. Time to sharpen it.👇

But first. Get roasted.

[GENERATION @GenerationArt_]

Still looking for a job? Here are the reasons you’re being ghosted by recruiters.. don’t take it personally, but turn the odds in your favor.

👇

https://t.co/frSQJrwsiO

[HAZEY @HazeyNFT]

I seriously wish I could publicize the greatness of the @artifactxapp and @DankBotsNFT founders more.

They have been quietly building what will be the greatest art platform/marketplace in Web3.

I'm stoked for launch.

My advice is... Dankbots. Go find one for you.

[TheCOO @DankMuffs]

THIS 👇🚀🚀
#staywinning

[GENERATION @GenerationArt_]

My followers & holders of previous work are going to get airdropped massively when I launch @artifactxapp .

You’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning, you’re going to come to me and go ‘Please, please, we can’t win anymore.’ You’ll say ‘Please, Mr. Generation, we beg you sir, we don’t want to win anymore. It’s too much. It’s not fair to everybody else

[TheCOO @DankMuffs]

@TonyBabel 💊💊

[TheCOO @DankMuffs]

@HazeyNFT Yasss GM 🔥🔥🔥