Mike K

I’m on Bluesky now @kanter.bsky.social

[Mike K @DankMystic]

@lonniethelegend Mr. Smith, last month at my wedding, I chose to walk down the aisle to your recording of Let Us Go Into The House Of The Lord. It is a beautiful piece of music and I found it fitting for the occasion of entering a new phase of life with the woman I love. Thank you for the music.

[Mike K @DankMystic]

(@kanter.bsky.social)

[Mike K @DankMystic]

Bye. I’ll be on Bluesky from here on out

[Mike K @DankMystic]

China, if you’re listening, please nuke us

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Israel is wiping out border village after border village in South Lebanon.

Centuries-old villages.

When ISIS did this in Syria and Iraq, the whole world went crazy.

But when Israel systematically does the exact same thing in Palestine and Lebanon, nobody bats an eyelash.

[Mike K @DankMystic]

@PFuentes74 @four_tildes @seanapriori @CallMeDaybo @Dmgg2851 @SenTinaSmith An inefficient allocation of resources would be building a system which allocates 2 tons of metal to move, on average, 1.5 people.

[Mike K @DankMystic]

This guy wrote one of the most famous songs of all time. His Wikipedia page is 2 sentences long. We have to do better.

[Mike K @DankMystic]

Beyoncé endorsement means nothing to Houston. Get Big Moe’s estate to make an endorsement if you want to move the needle

[Mike K @DankMystic]

Seeing transphobic trump ads during the World Series is disgusting. Makes me wanna fuckin puke.

[Mike K @DankMystic]

@audristicswag @north0fnorth @afryn Fair enough

[Mike K @DankMystic]

@audristicswag @north0fnorth @afryn This seriously limits how much you can enjoy the bar.

[Yanis Varoufakis @yanisvaroufakis]

A child mowed down by an Israeli snipper, then passers by who tried to help bombed. That's what a war crime looks like. No one can now claim they did not know when the reckoning comes. No one!

[Mike K @DankMystic]

Typical baseball player names by decade:

1880s - Wooden Jug McHenry
1900s - Frank “Old Chaplain” Cook
1920s - Jailbird Thompson
1940s - Vinnie DiPepsicola
1960s - Dick Hardy
1980s - Rusty Assburn
2000s - Jesus Dejesus
2020s - Jhocarlyrae Jepsen

[Mike K @DankMystic]

This is going so hard rn. You should listen

[Deadbeat Radio @deadbeatrad_io]

Bounce is on deadbeat radio.
Tune in! https://t.co/mem3AvfDoo

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

Genocidal maniac Netanyahu is burning Palestinians alive, bombing hospitals, starving people, and killing aid workers.

When will our country stop funding this madness? When?

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

“We must always defend the only Democracy in the Middle East”

This is Entisar Hijaze, she’s a 23 year old teacher from Nazareth.

Late last night Entisar’s home was raided and she was blindfolded, handcuffed and arrested for the grave crime of sharing a TikTok memory.

[Mike K @DankMystic]

Pete Rose is dead. Rest In Parlays.

[Mona Chalabi @MonaChalabi]

Coates faces the same attacks in this clip as every journalist who has tried to speak about the occupation and apartheid; you love terrorism, you hate Jews. It’s moving to watch a man who has witnessed the truth refuse to buckle.

[Mike K @DankMystic]

White Sox officially finish the season with a better record than the 1962 Mets.

South Side! STAAAAAAND UP!!!!!

[Mike K @DankMystic]

New spam texters are targeting me because they know I have a weakness for gossip