Bum Farto

swaglord extraordinaire

[drew 🍏📹🦔 @beatlesslop]

Gotta say you can criticize lumon for a lot of things but not funding the arts is not one of them.

[drew @drewsul_]

popping an edible before my shift at lumon just to fuck with my innie

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Haven’t watched White Lotus but this is one of the most insane scenes I’ve ever witnessed…

And I 1000% need the outtakes with these two actors

[mau @rllydu]

i am so sick and tired of using the teams salute emoji, it does not accurately reflect how locked in i actually am. he is NOT locked in. stupid fucking idiot.

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

bro last night was a movie but you were depicted as a CGI monkey for some reason

[Bum Farto @DankSun619]

Midwest Emo Autumn in full effect 🔥🔥

[Bum Farto @DankSun619]

I might be the LeBron of doing absolutely nothing at work. 8 hours clocked, 0 hours of work done 🔥🔥

[Bum Farto @DankSun619]

Absolutely fried, listening to Ocean Alley. Incredible Friday evening.

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

my niggas..... We Finally made it back to emerald...... 🥹🥹🥹

[Bum Farto @DankSun619]

Hey @AirCanada I had a direct flight, how did you take my checked bag and not even load it 😂 you're a joke, "voted best airline in NA" you're competing against nobodies

[Bum Farto @DankSun619]

I be on the airplane just farting

[Bum Farto @DankSun619]

Airport baddies exist in a realm of their own

[Bum Farto @DankSun619]

Addicted to hype anime tiktok edits fr

[Bum Farto @DankSun619]

Me and my boy Fartass Volfgangus stay coolin big time

[Bum Farto @DankSun619]

Zach Bryan has the voice of an angel

[Bum Farto @DankSun619]

Some boomer on the golf course telling me to just keep saving and the housing market will become accessible to me, then tells me how his current house years ago he built a 4k Sq ft home for under 300k. Like buddy and I mean this with no respect whatsoever, fuck off in to a lake

[Bum Farto @DankSun619]

Got caught in a storm yesterday while running, nips got chafed. Gotta be one of the worst things ever tbh