elio’s peach

just a clusterfuck of unfortunate events

[Sir Escanor (𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘶𝘮 𝘚𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳) @EscanorReloaded]

CEOs are quietly realizing the AI replacement plan has a problem.
Two problems, actually.

One: the token costs for running AI agents are now exceeding what they were paying the employees they fired.

Two: when the tokens run out, the AI stops. Just stops. No continuity. No workaround. Just a spinning wheel where your workforce used to be.

You fired humans to save money and bought a subscription that bills you into a corner.

The employees you let go knew what to do when things broke.
The AI just invoices you for the outage.

And then there’s the permission problem nobody wants to talk about.

To do its job, the AI agent needs access. Full access. Your systems, your patents, your contracts, your future plans. Everything you spent years building, handed over to a process that has no loyalty, no discretion, and no skin in the game.

You didn’t hire a replacement.
You gave a stranger with no soul the keys to everything you own.

Enjoy.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

There's still 3 million Epstein files to be released to the American public, and this is what your FBI Director is doing instead.

[elio’s peach @DankTweetin]

@FBIDirectorKash how did it take 10 days to recover this?

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Crazy white boys, when they deliver, they DELIVER

[elio’s peach @DankTweetin]

@28delayslater bad night to be a patriot lol

[elio’s peach @DankTweetin]

@itsdeaann i love how people with shit music piggyback on american values, faith, family to get an audience bc their music is too shitty to get an audience

[elio’s peach @DankTweetin]

@EgenbergJason @bennyjohnson @TPUSA maga isn’t half the country, maybe 10% tops is loosely maga.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Bad Bunny's football to close his Super Bowl halftime show: “Together, We Are America.”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

He’s already gained more yards than the Patriots.

[Stanley Kubrick @StanleyKubrick]

Jack and Stanley in conversation on the set of the Overlook Hotel during filming of #TheShining at @ElstreeStudios, 1979.

[elio’s peach @DankTweetin]

@krassenstein looks a lot like Boris Yeltsin to me

[Sourdeath Sam @SourdeathSam]

Rest now, brother. We have the watch and I'll see you in Valhalla.

[Vandal @BEEHIGHB]

SAM DARNELL

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Just comply🤡

[Pr @CoachPr_NJ]

Why did you steal that welfare money???

[𝓥𝓘𝓥𝓘𝓐𝓝 𝓜𝓐𝓡𝓢𝓢 @marssvivan]

This made me spit out my coffee.

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

CJ Stroud’s brain every time he drops back

[Meth Head?!? Ngga Ima Fckn Electrician @TiaNoTamara1]

I just realized both Bosa brothers lost on MLK weekend…God has a great sense of humor

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Uh I’m pretty sure 7 faggots have hung out before lol

[elio’s peach @DankTweetin]

@RatCuddle22 and then the racist high school friend comes in on meth and says “what if make all the brown people disappear ?“

[elio’s peach @DankTweetin]

the trump administration’s agenda sounds like high schoolers getting stoned & shooting the shit around a campfire in 2010

“just hear me out man, what if it was the gulf of america?and what if the US took over greenland? it be fucking rad. and food stamps shouldn’t buy junk food”