Dank Lady

Lol

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Sex before marriage is a sin, unless
you do it doggy style as all dogs go to
heaven.

Follow me for more biblical
loopholes.

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Bra On : (•)(•)
Bra Off :IUUI
Either Way I'm Suking
Them Mfs

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An orgΔsm done by myself a day keeps the urge to have a boyf away

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Received a Random d!ckk pic, it was little, so i replied "1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war!" Now I'm blocked. 😂

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B*obs are no longer a private part on instagram for some girls.

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Ever noticed why boys ask for a girl's hand in marriage?
(As they are tired of using their own 🖖)

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Raat hote hi tharak jaagna shuru ho jaati hai

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BRA & BAR
Same letters different words,
But both keep men eagerly
waiting till they open.

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Indians wont wear condoms but remote ko plastic lagayege extra protection k liye

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A man is being arrested by a female police
officer, who informs him,

"Anything you say can and will be held against
you."

The man replies, "Boobs!"

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She: What is the difference
between Ooh and aahh?

He: 3 inches

She: Saale jitna tera hai, usse
toh 'ohh' bhi nahi nikalta.

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If vagin*s were not meant to be kissed, they wouldn't have lips.

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When u try to slide it in but it's too tight so u got to work it in 😋
she tells u that it hurts but u start to feel her opening up 🐱😫
u go deeper and give her that one stroke that makes her say "go slower" 🥰

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Wearing a cute skirt with nothing under while sitting on his lap

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An orgasm before bed is the ultimate sleeping pill.

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If bed bugs live in beds,
Where do the cockroaches live?

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Tere mangoes dekh kar mera ras nikal jata hai

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He - Let's have phone s*x
She - So how does it work?
He - You're gonna shove the phone up your ass and I message continuously so it vibrates

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Roses are red,
Sky is blue,
The FBI wants to steal my d!©K
Can I hide it inside you?

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While having s*x do influencers moan or do they give a shoutout ??