Dane Clemens

Fast thinker. Slow learner. Big dreamer. Low earner.

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

@graysonphelps @levithepoet That scene with bombs! Damn, I wish it were boobs because those lifegivers turn my Little Boy into a Fat Man

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

@dcrpollock I think every Thelonious Monk album is a better cover than Warhol banana

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

@teenagepriest That’s where he keeps his lil magnet hide-a-key

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

@Finance_Frank @westerntrade20 @BabaCugs @TikTokInvestors Frank Reynolds: Sex Therapist 👌🏼

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

@Juicecountyeth @BufTrading @Bornakang Listen to the man again and double down on your comments. Your listening, comprehension, and intuition appear to be lacking. $80k was in response to his biggest risk which was taken in 2010.

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

@BufTrading @Bornakang Go help your girl and take care of your son. Might be “off the desk” but you couldn’t last two days off Twitter so who’s cappin’ Buffy’s Scam School? I hope leverage can lift your oversized ego.

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

“I’m not a hotdog man, I’m a hotdog, maaan” - Jay Z probably

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

My dick is a masterpiece
The masterpiece:

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

Life coaches do a lot more projecting than the astral projecting they sell

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

@TylerHuckabee *leaves during foreplay*
“That weenie is not real!!!”

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:

Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

@Elaquent I feel like a banger rap song with no drums is usually a “bop”

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

Everything reminds me of her

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

@MTGrepp @AngelaBelcamino @bennyjohnson Y’all could all stop talking about who blocked who like a bunch of middle schoolers and go do something productive instead

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

@Dot2TrotBlog @Liebchen59 Your first sentence proved his point and then you say ‘semantics’ like you know the meaning. Is your IQ so low that you don’t get that? Does your leftover skin absorb the sound of babbling in your echo chamber? Is your full name Dot Dash Dot? Cuz girl, you are a cry for help.

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

@Dot2TrotBlog @KaijuSensei1 @EWErickson Dot, were you less insufferable when you were fat and eating carbs? Did your brain get fed enough to comprehend simple definitions back then? Was your name ‘Sphere’ before you lost weight? Can I conquer your car please? I won’t steal it, I promise! Let’s play semantics!

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

Spooky bitches be like “This is Baconite and it protects me from heart disease”

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

When someone wants to fight on the weekend but you already have plans

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

@moigleoigletroy @rose_elliot @evangrizlon

[Dane Clemens @Dank_Lemons]

@DFSsavant @RightWingCope @FootballCuck Please Stevie, define ‘literally’ for me.
“Ok ok just start the sentence with ’The Left’ and then make a baseless claim but with confidence!” Get your Howdy Doody goes to college head ass outta here hahaha