Straight Men: "I like women."
Straight Women: "I like men."
Gay Men: "I like men."
Bisexuals: "I like both."
Lesbians: "Women? Gosh, I hate men. I fucking hate them so much. Did I mention I hate men?"
Transgenders: "I like children."
Nothing more American than a good old-fashioned argument about Hindu and Muslim
nationalism between Rashida Tlaib and Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh chief Mohan Bhagwat.