The Everglades isn’t a national park — it’s a biological weapons testing site that God forgot to clean up. ☣️
You’ve got gators, 18-foot pythons, rattlesnakes, crocodiles, panthers, poisonous spiders, and bull sharks who looked at a freshwater swamp decades ago and said, “Yeah, this looks like a great place to start a family.”
This ain’t an ecosystem. This is Thunderdome with extra steps — every single resident trying to liquefy your organs.
It takes a deeply unhinged individual to look at that soup of prehistoric apex predators, toxic sludge, and 110% humidity and think, "This is home."
It’s a real shame we ran out of visitor visas. Otherwise I’d tell y’all to come visit. But we’re completely full. Stay safe in Ohio, we’ll text you pictures. 😂
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