Daniel Russell

Life, uh, finds a way.

[Daniel Russell @Danman0128]

one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/NxgdxHlIon

[Sean @And__Sean]

It's okay Iowa, you report the caucus results when you feel like it. #IowaCaucuses2020

[NancyDrew @sdepasquale4]

Pitbull is sitting alone in his penthouse watching the halftime show. It's dark except for the flicker of the TV. Shakira and JLo join together for the finale as a tear rolls down his cheek. He heaves a sigh.

"Dale", he whispers, as he fades away.

[Daniel Russell @Danman0128]

Someone wrote this line of dialogue and said that this film cannot and will not work without it 😂 Comedy gold.

[Daniel Russell @Danman0128]

Dont you play with me Disney! Just give me Nicholas Cage stealing the Infinity Stones!

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

BREAKING: Disney is finally making 'National Treasure 3'

(via @THR)

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

imagine tickling ur girl & she start giggling like seth rogen

[ThoulessPrime @ThoulessPrime]

Suffer, as I have suffered

[New York Post @nypost]

'Angry' tortoise sets house on fire on Christmas Day https://t.co/Q9Um509LLs

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

(This is no less stupid than the actual ending)

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

“I’m Rey.”
“Rey who?”
*Rey looks around for a moment, then smiles*
“Rey Star Wars.”

DIRECTED BY JJ ABRAMS

[Clearwater OG™ @MGiles_Jr]

Optimus Prime had me standing up in the theater like I was gonna fight Decepticons

[Seahawks are SB CHAMPS 🏆 @_sw253_]

The Optimus Prime speeches RIGHT before a Linkin Park song drops were undefeated without question

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

#PartII

[Sofa King Stupid @chUckbUte]

You've got to be kidding me. After all these years...

[holmes @unclehxlmes]

9 year old me when i find a cool rock at the beach

[wesvision @southwezzt]

Drug commercials when the side effect includes death https://t.co/DdihnCA5Ha