Danni Jo

I use this to post inappropriate tweets. if you wanna talk to me, use snapchat. danijo2009

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

@TheGameSalmon Bruh

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

@TheGameSalmon Sam Are You Sick of apples yet?!?!?

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

@TheGameSalmon Sam my son Loves U And Your Cat AND Your Content #Sophiecat

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

When you make plans to fuck a guy on Saturday night....you've waited weeks to get him alone....and you start your period Thursday afternoon....🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

Don't care about your past, as long as it's me in your future

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

Dunno why I do this to myself. I want to believe you're for real. That you mean what you say. But I'm too broken to trust my heart again. If you really want me, please be patient while I fight the demons inside that tell me I'm not enough and all you speak is lies.

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

One minute you're lovey dovey, next you're a grouch ass. Make your fucking mind up

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

God you're such a child. Mad at me because I can't miss work. Because I can't AFFORD to miss work because of OUR sons. And I'm the asshole? Get a fucking clue and grow up. And find someone else to occupy your time since I just seem to be a disappointment

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

Glad to know the sex was good for you. Not so much for me. Move along

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

Looks like another day with no dick....goddamn it

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

Can't catch a fucking break with sex. Thurs plans ruined because car. Fri early plans ruined because of car. Fri later plans ruined because the ex got sick and couldn't fuck me. I'm over it!

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

Made out with a friend today to turn a guy on. Set up plans to have a three some. Pissed off best friend who wasn't at work today. Damn I'm winning at life

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

Car breaks down the night before a good dicking. 🤦🤦🤦🤦 What in the actual fuck

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

Love when you got non stop messages one day and the next you be bored cuz ain't no one talking

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

Well didn't see that one coming. Best friend got game and I'm eager to see how he backs it up

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

When we broke up, you asked me to still flirt with you. & Everytime I did, I felt like a jerk bc I didn't want to make it harder for you. Then you let your best friend be a dick using your account because it does hurt you. Just man up and tell me; this shit is why we broke up

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

An awesome night, just the two of us and some YouTube and some lube. there's such a connection between us, sucks we can't make it work. Dunno if I'm to blame, you're to blame, or it's our demons' faults. All I know is that last night was great and I can't wait to do it again

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

Quit giving me your attitude. I don't have to take your shit anymore

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

You disappear for a whole day. Dunno if you're dead, depressed, or ignoring me. Whatever it is, your kids are counting on you today so figure it out

[Danni Jo @DanniJo2009]

Normal guys be all about fucking and leaving. The ones I fuck around with be catching feelings. Guaranteed I don't suck dick that good 🤣