Danielle Patterson (she/her)

If my dog isn't invited I probably don't want to go.

[Danielle Patterson (she/her) @DanniP_BK]

@elonmusk Quiet piggy

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@rihanna you should do a BBHMM fundraiser for @KamalaHQ @KamalaHarris @VP

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And celebrate the passing of the torch to future President Harris 🥥🌴

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@benandjerrys when are we getting a special edition coconut ice cream? 🥥🌴

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It’s the perfect way to thank Joe Biden (famously an ice cream fan) for his years of service)

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@cmclymer Incredibly clear and fair assessment, thanks Charlotte!

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@adage @MaximumEffort @DannyPellegrino

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@MosheIsaacian This kitsch x Barbie collection is pretty rad too https://t.co/T1z1CQoxV4

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@TUCSONSCENE2 @caitiedelaney The feelings this single frame evokes 💖 YES

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@sur_rules Ariana’s dog giving her the stink eye tho 🤩

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@_BeautyByLMarie Make friends with the people who work in the closest bodega / 24 hour convenience store. The guys who ran my local one helped me when I lost my phone and let me hang inside when I thought I was being followed.

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@syn1031 @_BeautyByLMarie The boots outside the door is SO SMART! When I lived alone and ordered delivery I’d turn around and yell “babe foods here!”

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@Halfway_Hannie @iramadisonthree @andykhouri @peacock Hard agree But zero more watch with Jason and Kentucky or the toms

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@jacremes @MoiraDonegan instant follow for this, can’t wait

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@MoiraDonegan @bryanwoods It’s like 20% water 80% attitude

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@jduffyrice Looks like native pollinators in the yard, hell yeah!

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@ReignOfApril Thinking about saving a re watch for when we’re in the lull of the writers strike. (Pay the writers!!!!)

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@AkilahObviously (My ridiculously cute) Dog in sunglasses rising with a shady Mickey moon

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@stephemcneal @glamourmag Also for funsies: the “sold out show” is people spending their money to heckle him

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OK I went and saw Tom Sandoval and here is some raw reactions from fans and non-fans. (If we met leave a comment, it was fun getting to know you guys!)
He *did* make a joke about his phone falling out of his pocket.
He *did* say Raquel is HOT for me while singing Schwartzys mom.
He also said “I know me too” when someone yelled team Ariana.
The average age of the attendees seemed to be 35.
I counted over 30 men with their wives.
No merch was sold
The blonde backup singer was excellent!
🥁👀☕️❣️🎥🚨

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@julissaarce Bodega sushi and a lemon lacroix