Dani Southwick

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

When you think the waiter is bringing over your food but walk straight past you #RKelly

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

When you have the triwizard tournament at 6, but got to be on x factor at 8

[Torn @torn_ashortfilm]

Huge thank you to our fantastic creatives @DanniSouthwick @emilydrummond94 🎥

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

@LeeEpton @ArcticMonkeys @SamAkester1997 Bet youre having a great time

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

I hope I get a heated toilet seat for Christmas. Tired of waking up every morning and sitting on Antarctica

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a secret, I love to poo

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

Buy one Oprah, get Winfrey

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

I don't know how to act my age. I've never been this age before

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

Congratulations to the toilet 💍👰

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

If I ever lost my leg I'd change my name to Eileen

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

'Do not touch' must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

Saw someone who wears their heart on their sleeve

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

When it comes to speeding I have to put my foot down

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

@BethCoxxx I hope you still have the Starbucks Dani with one 'N' cup. Always keeping me young

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

@MissMHolland when I'm 22 I will be your age now

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

Like most people my age, I'm 19

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

@DaisyLap it will come for you! feel like I'm going to take off and go to the land of oz any second now

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

@DaisyLap storm Doris is angry

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

@JoeChadwickUK @DaisyLap yeeessss

[Dani Southwick @DanniSouthwick]

I was originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind