Danny Cooper

[Danny Cooper @Danny1976coops]

@Iifepost @melly_thomas Me too x

[Danny Cooper @Danny1976coops]

@TfLTrafficNews New cross

[Danny Cooper @Danny1976coops]

https://t.co/7WLjZmdObn

[Danny Cooper @Danny1976coops]

@MillwallFC I will take all day

[TheCuriosityCat @LetsMakeAPoll]

If the ex you hated the most came to you suicidal with no one else to turn to would you be there for them?

[Danny Cooper @Danny1976coops]

Family club of the year. https://t.co/cSEoFD1XRK

[Millwall FC @MillwallFC]

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@bennthompsonn poses for a photo with two Junior Lions...

#Millwall 🦁

[Millwall FC @MillwallFC]

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We're at @frankienbennys Surrey Quays where the queues are building!

#Millwall 🦁

[Danny Cooper @Danny1976coops]

@melly_thomas Or both

[Danny Cooper @Danny1976coops]

@SeanGadsby NUTS

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Found out recently that my husband had an affair with a midget.

I can’t believe he would stoop so low.

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Some guy stopped me in the street and asked “Why are you carrying a 9ft book?”

I replied... “It’s a long story.”

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

My husband is going to a fancy dress party tonight as a Rastafarian and he’s asked me to do his hair.

I’m dreading it.

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex.

But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia.

[Danny Cooper @Danny1976coops]

@FootyAwayDays_ Oh ffs. But yes nice ass in white

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

It's a good thing that sexual innuendo isn't a crime!

I'd definitely be going down.

[Danny Cooper @Danny1976coops]

@ShitJokes @Tonyproudkiwi 😂🤣😂🤣 ledg

[Danny Cooper @Danny1976coops]

@ShitJokes Are people really replying thinking they got tne answer

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Wife said we should try some 'role reversal' in bed..

So I said I had a headache.

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men.

So I told her to sit down and shut up.

Guess what...

She couldn't do either!

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

I want to stop smoking so my mate said to me, "try the E things"

It's not worked, I'm still smoking but now I can't stop dancing.