Yanited🫀

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

The dopamine of scrolling through twitter after Carlos baleba announcement and Bruno pfa poty award

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Inevitable.

The @PFA Players' Player of the Year for 2025/26: Bruno Fernandes! ⭐️🏆

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 @tunnarmcniarr]

PFA Player of the Year awards :

Bruno Penandes - 1

Didier Drogba + Frank Lampard + Solomon Kalou + Florent Malouda - 0

[ToTo 𝕏 @UTDkingsley]

Why argue with dumbass Bruno haters when you can just wait lmfaooo

[Yanited🫀 @Danny492329]

@_onlyscott

[Yanited🫀 @Danny492329]

@GunnerPuls Fabregas

[May💕 @vicky_toria5]

My week's checklist:

Monday - Manchester United will announce Baleba's signing

Tuesday - Bruno's coronation as the PFA's player of the year award

Wednesday - I await more signings from INEOs and prepare for Champions League draw

Thursday - Champions League draw

Friday - Preparation for Ipswich game

Saturday - I collect my three points from Ipswich quietly and hatewatch other clubs

Sunday - Hatewatch continues.

My schedule is full. 😃

[Max Red @Utd__max10]

Let me educate these Bruno haters.

Steven Gerrard — 17 seasons, 0 Premier League titles
Harry Kane — 11 seasons, 0 league titles
Gareth Bale — 6 seasons, 0 league titles
Luis Suarez — 3 seasons, 0 league titles
Son Heung-min — 11 seasons, 0 league titles
Luka Modric — 4 seasons, 0 league titles
Xabi Alonso — 5 seasons, 0 Premier League titles

You can’t talk about the Premier League and count these players out. They were literally among the best players in their teams.

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Come home bro,, they don’t deserve you

[Yanited🫀 @Danny492329]

@MillyDanielUtd Mine's mad at me bro 😭

[Big Daniel !!!!! @MillyDanielUtd]

I think I have to go and apologize to my girlfriend.

[Harry 🇬🇧💫 @utdHarryy]

Bruno has been embarrassing.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

I’m finished

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

And just like that, this club has ruined my entire week💔

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

The worst part about this is that the Champions League draw is taking place this week. Imagine finding out you’re facing PSG, Barça or Bayern after getting humbled by Hull City 😭😭

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

2020/21: - Lost 1-3 on opening day - Finished 2nd
2021/22: - Won 5-1 on opening day - Finished 6th
2022/23: - Lost 1-2 on opening day - Finished 3rd
2023/24: - Won 1-0 on opening day - Finished 8th
2024/25: - Won 1-0 on opening day - Finished 15th
2025/26: - Lost 0-1 on opening day - Finished 3rd

And now,
2026/27: - Lost 0-2 on opening day

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Ngl, we haven’t been the same since that friendly match against Milan.

[. @utdcynical]

You’re gonna see how hard it’s gonna be to replace Casemiro.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

That was probably the easiest win Hull will have in the Premier League this season btw

We offered zero threat and didn’t do shit, we deserve this humiliation

[Yanited🫀 @Danny492329]

@ManUtd Danny 7