Danny 5

That Guy | Daddy Cool | Gooner | #Myworld

[daniel barnes @danielbarnes7]

#NFFC @trickytrees12 @BrummieTricky @AO1865 @callumcasteln @NFFC @redsidetrent
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[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

#TommyFumbles

$2K to someone who retweets this.

[Danny 5 @Danny5ive]

@footballisfixed @arseblog

[Danny 5 @Danny5ive]

@1Xtra quick maths was 103

[Danny 5 @Danny5ive]

@nottspolice is it possible for someone to contact me regarding two of your officers following me this evening

[Danny 5 @Danny5ive]

Eco car @GoUltraLow #FollowTheSuitcase #2hoursago

[Gabriel Zakuani @Gabs50Zakuani]

As a defender, you know Robben will ALWAYS cut back onto his left peg but trust me there is NOTHING you can do about it!

[Danny 5 @Danny5ive]

@BBCMOTD #goal10 #delph

[Danny 5 @Danny5ive]

@DavidJHunt snap. What ya done

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Aaron Lennon played 20 minutes of the second half against Man Utd without making a single pass (and was then substituted) #MOTD

[Michael Owen @themichaelowen]

Simple pleasures in life. Kids not fighting or arguing while Dad stands in a piping hot shower for 10 minutes.

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Fact: Cristiano Ronaldo has more career hat-tricks than Chamakh has career Premier League shots.

[FootballFunnys @FootballFunnnys]

Traitor.

[Pro:Direct Soccer US @ProD_Soccer_US]

Quick Comp: If Ronaldo completes his hat-trick we'll give away a pair of his CR7s! Follow & RT to enter.

[Now Football @Nowfootball]

If Gareth Bale dropped a £2 coin, it literally wouldn't be worth his time to pick up, as he could regain that £2 in just over 3 seconds

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Haha

[Pro:Direct Soccer @ProD_Soccer]

Villa v Spurs. If any player scores in a #Nike boot we'll #giveaway a pair of these Nike CTRs. Follow & RT to enter.