Danny Adam

Relax. I got this...

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@MARVELSNAP my best victory so far! #Wolverine #MarvelSnap #winning

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@Uber why don’t riders get credit when drivers cancel on us? Not from the drivers. From you. Out of your pockets. Like cancellations come out of our pockets. #uber #help #MakeItMakeSense #TuesdayMotivaton

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@ATTHelp are you aware you're sending out confirmation emails that list @UPS as the shipping company with tracking numbers that are linked to @FedEx . It's a little confusing.

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I could literally record my 7 year old nephew doing a speech, and recite it in my own professional public speaking voice, and no one would be able to tell the difference from a speech from our President. This is ridiculous. #coronavirus #younggeniuses #StayHome #POTUS

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but some of you need to practice social media distancing too. #Covid_19 #SaturdayMotivation #StayHome #SaturdayVibes #QuarantineLife

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@CDCgov @POTUS Maybe if you go back to telling people they need fresh air and exercise, they’ll go back to being couch potatoes indoors. Cause right now quarantine is to parks what January is to gyms. #QuarantineLife #COVID19 #StayHome #SocialDistancing #WednesdayThoughts

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#WorstWaysToInterruptSex “Wait, do you have any hand sanitizer?”

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So far all I’ve seen is a white guy try to prove he’s not racist by parading minorities around on national tv. #SOTU

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Why are segway tours still a thing? Haven’t we gotten past that with the current electric scooter fad? Come on, Merica. #FridayThoughts #FridayFeeling #CatsMovie

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Some of you never did warm up drills to jock jams on your grade school basketball team and it shows.

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You can call it the Dirty 30(s) but from here on out I'm calling it The Blessed Billions.

#dadjokes #billionaire #newyear #2019 #inspiration #letsgo #adventuretime

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@GooseIsland Angel Eye(BU)s

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Having your headphones tell you "battery low" as you walk out of the gym. How...fitting. #FridayFeeling #punsfordays

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@GooseIsland @foundersbrewing Still in my cellar from last year. Waiting for the right moment to crack em open. I bought 2 of each, 1 to enjoy, 1 to save for special occasions.

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@foundersbrewing @GooseIsland @GooseIsland I grew up in Chicago, honkers was one of the first beers that lead to me exploring beer. @foundersbrewing I now manage HopCat KC. Getting to meet Koz was a huge honor!

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@GooseIsland @foundersbrewing I just realized I spelled bourbon wrong. Dead. Ugh. But y'all got the point.

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@GooseIsland @foundersbrewing Canadian Bourbob County stout?!? Please please please please! I would also settle for a Sumatra Fulton dark blonde blend. Much love, can't wait! #Chicago #Michigan #Beer

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What if this whole time #Thanos just wanted to wipe out half the universe to reduce traffic? Sympathize now? #WednesdayWisdom #AvengersInfinityWar

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@JamesGunn is a Legend! https://t.co/fQYpFPzyvD

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My night off lands on Taco Tuesday. Coincidence? I think not. #TuesdayThoughts #tacos #hungry