Come on down to Sea Foam Stadium on June 1st, and support the @Mnwindchill professional Ultimate Frisbee team! Tickets are ½ off for all CSP students, faculty, and staff! Use code CSP50GAME online, or show your school ID at the gate. See you there! #WeAreCSP
You: why is my balance so low
Bank account: you don't need another jersey
Bank account: just play Summer league instead of Club
Bank account: play one of Lei-Out, Kaimana or Windmill, not all of them
You: I guess we'll never know.
Bank account: seriously?
#MondayMotivation
Keep building. Josh @TwoKlainz and the rest of the crew Is working the treadmill tonight with @CarbaughCurt at Acceleration North. Come watch him put out Wildfires on Saturday. 🧯🔥 Tickets: https://t.co/E5pnEbkHDK #AUDL2019
SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”
SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”