Playin fuckin’ loud ass noises on my cordless phone at 8 in the evening, this shit better level my whole homestead, otherwise you gonna come to understand Imminent Threat Alert
Winston Churchill drank a quart of scotch every single day. He started in the morning at 7am with weak whisky and soda at breakfast, then kept going.
The man was functionally drunk for the entire Second World War. And yet he still outmaneuvered Hitler, outtalked Roosevelt, and outlasted Stalin. He lived to 90.
When asked about his drinking, he said he had taken more out of alcohol than alcohol had taken out of him.
That's real lifemaxxing, if you ask me.
🚨💣 Andoni Iraola, set to become the next Liverpool manager as revealed earlier today!
The negotiations will move forward quickly to get it done with formal steps but #LFC decision made…
…Iraola will be the next manager. 🛑🔜
🚨 Andoni Iraola clear favourite to succeed Arne Slot as Liverpool boss. #LFC may talk to other candidates like Stuttgart’s Sebastian Hoeness & Pierre Sage of Lens but 43yo Spaniard leading contender post #AFCB exit + close to Richard Hughes @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/lLJ6Lr5V5p