Danny Castanuela

[Danny Castanuela @DannyCast]

Win tickets for Willie Nelson's 4th Of July Picnic and Fireworks at Germania Insurance Amphitheater, July 04, 2025 with Do512 https://t.co/VkpZaaHEaN

[Danny Castanuela @DannyCast]

How many times can @tacobell forget to put sauce packets in my Togo order?

[Danny Castanuela @DannyCast]

Man saving for our wedding is really hard these days

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

This is not a drill! This is happening!

After much musing over the years about there being potential for an anime adaptation of ‘Scott Pilgrim’, I’m thrilled to say one is IMMINENT, with the whole cast back together and… you are going to lose your minds.

[Danny Castanuela @DannyCast]

@Uber why do I have to pay a cancellation fee on a ride if it been 5 mins but I get nothing if a driver cancels on me after I’ve been waiting for 10?

[Danny Castanuela @DannyCast]

Today is me and Moose’s first anniversary together. #numberonegirl #DogsofTwittter #moose

[Danny Castanuela @DannyCast]

About to start writing again so I guess my time here is Even more limited

[Danny Castanuela @DannyCast]

To Bowen House or not before the game today?

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Scored a ticket to see the Mavs and Warriors on Sunday. Not a bad start to my week.

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@drunktweetn Damn storm is going to ruin it. At least I’ll still have wine.

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#Moviedle #2022-05-11

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[Danny Castanuela @DannyCast]

Looks like I’ll be going to Ft. Worth to see George Strait and celebrate my 40th in November.

[Danny Castanuela @DannyCast]

I think this is the 1st time I’ve never had any liquor at home. This is not an endorsement. I’ve had wine and wanted a bite cap and now I’m sad.

[Danny Castanuela @DannyCast]

Dallas Mavs your frozen “margaritas” are trash. How is such a simple drink so terrible at you games. It tastes like left over Mountain Dew. #DallasMavs

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When you’re chilling at home with the pup but know you’ll eventually have to change out of pjs for the Mavs game tonight. #dayoff

[Danny Castanuela @DannyCast]

Wordle 305 4/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩annoyed

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Wordle 304 5/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩I’m more upset that I wasted a guess on boner…

[Danny Castanuela @DannyCast]

Feeling feisty and getting on Twitter is a bad idea

[Danny Castanuela @DannyCast]

So I normally go to bed around 2:30 and I wake up at 7. This can’t be healthy but I’ve done it my whole life. #nonapseither #sleep