Danny Cresswell

Bespoke Kitchen Designer

[Danny Cresswell @DannyCreswell]

Me now the contactless limit is £100 😂😂

[Danny Cresswell @DannyCreswell]

@MuscleFoodUK I placed an order on 29th May and paid for delivery for Wednesday June 3rd it’s now Saturday 6th and still I have had nothing no confirmation emails no texts I have messaged you several times on every single platform you operate on even emailed you over 10 with no reply

[Danny Cresswell @DannyCreswell]

@not_a_ruscist @TGE_LDNM @MikeyCycling 😂

[Danny Cresswell @DannyCreswell]

@TGE_LDNM @MikeyCycling I think Bikes should pay too with the amount of congestion they cause too…

[Danny Cresswell @DannyCreswell]

@elonmusk Hi Elon,

I have no money to buy one. If I was given one I could then recommend it to everyone I knew. It would be really appreciated I would even let you pick the colour and spec 😂

Many thanks

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Winners of the national pig award 2024!!!!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The struggle is real ✊

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This was banned from TV with the broadcast standards authority saying “the subject matter and the whole idea would be highly offensive and cause strong and widespread offence under the code rules”
That told us 😂

[Danny Cresswell @DannyCreswell]

@rickygervais Found you in Costco, how long til your banned from them 😂😂

[Danny Cresswell @DannyCreswell]

@MrJamesMay Hopefully it will be replaced but with another Bear name… maybe the Fiat Grizzly or the Fiat Koala

[Danny Cresswell @DannyCreswell]

@AnonymousUK2022 The Croc - odile hunter has returned 😂

[Danny Cresswell @DannyCreswell]

@MrJamesMay Nothing worse than when you dip a bit snaps off and someone else has to have a soggy poppadom completely agree

[Danny Cresswell @DannyCreswell]

@TateTheTalisman @BillyRedHorse I think at this point you should just accept the new Bond role and bring it back to all its glory

[LADbible @ladbible]

Class how the whole street got involved 👏

🎥: @CONTENTbible

[Danny Cresswell @DannyCreswell]

@JamesBlunt I’m confused by all the regular cheeses and then just the one Lactose intolerant cheese? Is it a cheese based Russian roulette for some who’s lactose intolerant?

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

What @JeremyClarkson is doing with @ClarksonsFarm1 is more than just television.

Everybody in Europe should watch it.

Perhaps then those in government will take the boot off the necks of our farmers.

This should be our number ONE issue after immigration.

[WORLD 2026 🌊 @W0rld2026]

Tuscany, Italy (IA)

[Danny Cresswell @DannyCreswell]

@rickygervais Young you looks like you’ve just pissed him off with a woke joke 😂

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This might be my favourite outtake 😂#AfterLife

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

I’m back

[Danny Cresswell @DannyCreswell]

@rickygervais Please Get Karl to do a Tour of England… Idiot at Home 😂