Danny Dallas

[Danny Dallas @DannyDallas96]

Millionaire invention a clamp that holds down the Weins trampolines instead eh being wind swept ☕️

[Danny Dallas @DannyDallas96]

Your a nodody film yee die then suddenly everyone was your best mates but were never around in your life shame ya canny see what yer turn oot would be like lol

[Danny Dallas @DannyDallas96]

Finding less and less reason to ducking be here like

[Danny Dallas @DannyDallas96]

If yer gonna stick a tree up put a bit effort Intae it man some folks trees are deffo no photo genic

[TakeThatRisk🧑🏾‍💻 @Jordz_K23]

Nothing can beat Peckham🤣

[Danny Dallas @DannyDallas96]

So far today made a Ouija board no spirits were about... cracked a six pack eh eggs over peoples head in a gaff n now a wonder why am being chucked oot lol

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

ITS DAD ITS DAD 🤣🤣

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

Boys av got an idea 🤣🤣

[Danny Dallas @DannyDallas96]

And tonight we say a big fuck you to Czech Republic 🖕🏼

[Danny Dallas @DannyDallas96]

Fuck Holland

[Danny Dallas @DannyDallas96]

Holland let me down for two and half grand

[Aidan Tierney @aidant]

The big mans went from a gaff straight to a shift

[Danny Dallas @DannyDallas96]

Halloween... birds wear no clothes call it a costume Halloween... I wear no clothes get arrested 🎃🎃

[Danny Dallas @DannyDallas96]

Want to go see the Gemini man, the joker and rise of the footsoldiers four next month 😊

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

Absolute ping 🤣�

[Danny Dallas @DannyDallas96]

Liverpool to win the league n a hate to say it but rangers anaw

[Danny Dallas @DannyDallas96]

Celtic fucked me for over ten grand last year on 16 fold and the fucking muppets have just done it again cmon livie shopping centre

[Danny Dallas @DannyDallas96]

Hallloween my mums birthday n I’m a celeb coming back on soon highlights eh the rest of my year 😂