DannyDeVitoSLAP

Random weird Tweets. Crazy videos.. Oh and Fuck @chuckwoolery

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So far the April fool's jokes have been #hotgarbage it's like they just let dad's make them up this year. #Nogoodpranksters

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@joerogan Check this "no inch kung fu punch"
He trains for it by getting kicked in the balls fucking repeatedly

https://t.co/hgf2xkWuCV

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@YahooDrSaturday. Got money its as bad as Ray Rice vid and now they're covering that bitch of a kid's ass. Can't have cocksucker without OU!

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@DaRealAmberRose @kanyewest
Defintion of #TheKanye : when a chic finger blasts her bf and then puts them on blast.

[Amber Rose @DaRealAmberRose]

Awww @kanyewest are u mad I'm not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch☝

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@Todd_Courser Or you fucked your colleague and got caught

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@ShahrooqAyub13 @bhoyer7 Savage.. But hilarious!

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@survivetheark I have a better chance at getting laid at a Nun convention than I do getting into a PvP server on #XboxOne

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Win or lose @PatrickMahomes5 played a hell of a game with his hair on fire! #WreckEm

[Yahoo Sports College Football @YahooSportsCFB]

Patrick Mahomes out here playing NCAA Street.

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@queee_2 Do you see how many more people talk when you bring up Tech? #GunsUp! #2Offense #Airraid

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Nick Offerman's 'Yule Log' https://t.co/rAmPR9mJ0h via @YouTube

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@Spotify who the fuck are the Beatles? Is that some new emo band? #BeatlesOnSpotify

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@XboxSupport Is there anything in place to prevent #DDoSattacks this year at xmas?

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@JasonKirkSBN @RickBrattin
Probably why Rick pulled it. Someone with actual knowledge of the law stepped in and corrected him #failureatlife

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@RickBrattin Do you even realize how much of a scumbag piece of shit you really are? U try to pray on the poor for votes. #fuckingclownshoes

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@WOATWOAT @washingtonpost
That tweet is the definition of an oxymoron.

[Jake Trotter @Jake_Trotter]

For a program that claims to run the state, Texas A&M sure has a knack of never actually playing anyone in the state.

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@Clorox and Clorox is not one of them. WTF whats next? Is the Keebler elf going to tell us 5 ways to clean our toilet?

[Max Olson @max_olson]

Jakeem Grant said trick play at end was called "Hook 'Em." Ha.