Danny Dechi

Comedian, writer, and world's only pencil musician

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Every year that you behave like a jerk, you can pay into Anti-Social Security, in addition to regular Social Security.
That way, when you retire, you'll receive additional pay.
You're welcome.

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Doctors! Teachers! Rock 'n Roll! #Online #Comedy Show! Watch on #FacebookLive, with host @DannyDechi!
Monday, May 25th, 4PM(PST) / 7PM (EST), #Free!
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Beginning in June, the FDA updated the
5 second rule to 33 seconds.

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If elected California Governor, I will create Universal Healthcare, and have it funded by charging $50 to everyone who sneezes on a Tuesday or Holiday. Mr. Science approves of this message.

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@IngrahamAngle Hey #Republicans, the Devil called, and he wants his Evil back!
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@FoxNewsSunday @ShannonBream @SpeakerJohnson Hey #Republicans, the Devil called, and he wants his Evil back!
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@FoxNews Hey #Republicans, the Devil called, and he wants his Evil back!
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@seanhannity Hey #Republicans, the Devil called, and he wants his Evil back!
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@SenateGOP Hey #Republicans, the Devil called, and he wants his Evil back!
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@SenatorTimScott @POTUS Hey #Republicans, the Devil called, and he wants his Evil back!
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@HouseGOP Hey #Republicans, the Devil called, and he wants his Evil back!
https://t.co/pBkbs3R54p

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@Republicans Hey #Republicans, the Devil called, and he wants his Evil back!
https://t.co/pBkbs3R54p

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@WhiteHouse Hey Trump, the Devil called, and he wants his Evil back!
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#Comedy Showcase with Danny Dechi & Friends at Bazaar Café!
Friday, May 15th, 7PM! And every 3rd Friday! #Free!
5927 California Street, #SanFrancisco

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Still want to have a flying car?

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