Freddy: My flight got canceled
American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there
Me: My flight got canceled
American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ
There are people convinced Justin Gaethje filled his gloves with plaster or rocks before fighting Ilia Topuria. These people vote. They drive cars. They may even operate heavy machinery in the workplace. Horrifying.
Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary