Danny Dragz

your mum

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

A song I done in like 06 is on Spotify and I never knew haha.

I'm gassed some newer shit dropping very soon @SmoothDeep
@datdarkhorse
https://t.co/BIs3Egf17i

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

@KC91xoxo Exhhhhhhcuse me

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

Just cut myself on glass in the garden but I can't complain to her indoors because then she'll know I didn't sweep to the best of my abilities Saturday night! If I die just know I won the last argument

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

Tried make a delivery man sing, turns out it's easier if you're pointing a fizzy at them

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

My son ordered pizza for his bday and I tried make my man sing happy birthday, the whole house went into hiding loooool

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

I need some one to deal with my TikTok interactions 40 percent are men tryna catch me slipping 59 percent I'd svaks and 1 percent is new viewers! I cha I just cunt everyone off

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

@KC91xoxo If you tell her I'll haunt you pal! I ain't loosing my last ever o.k corale with a lady

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

@ashctizzy Fam, my earliest memories are of my uncles punching eachothers heads in at my confession. Wrong mans confessions me thinks, they were all friends again by my confirmation

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

Start hazard the other two can run Laos. If I needed a super sub it's the chimp though. That boy could pull a magick overhead kick rabbit out the hat Amy day of the week

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

@ashctizzy Famm, the illest(small letters) we had the chance to get him and Walcott same season and arsenal said 4 million was a rip off!

Kmt, I'm Irish, wouldn't be the first time 8 fought my uncle! Arsene can catch these hands aswell!

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

@ashctizzy Bro this guy was allegedoy buying booger sugar for a straight 28 days. Wasn't even February, he was tryna fuck me or FUCK me either way I said nah and just went straight to jail my own self

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

Oi all the inhebrients I've ever bought and a £8.79 bottle of Smirnoff's brother Checov has me smiling! Say swear! My weed guy best go find him self a J. O. B, THE WORD OF THE DAY IS JOB!

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

Man down! Phone the ambulance

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

Just cut myself on glass in the garden but I can't complain to her indoors because then she'll know I didn't sweep to the best of my abilities Saturday night! If I die just know I won the last argument

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

@ashctizzy I'm arsenal bro I can't rate that guy, but slyly he was ok init 👀👀

[A ✍🏾✨ @ashctizzy]

LOL the sun newspaper will pay you 20 bags to snitch knowing your going to get sued for 50 bags 😩😭

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

Look crowds go nuts for jay. But this reaction is 90 percent the beat, the whole shit had the world in a chokehold so I'm giving these proper to Kanye. And I NEVER big that man up for frivolous shit

[THUGGA @THUGGABEY]

THE CROWD FOR JAY Z ?!!!!!! 😭 JESUS

[From My Left @FromMyLeft]

We’re launching a new show on From My Left tomorrow at 5pm!!!

@specsgonzalez | @MilageUK | @jordyinit | @TegoSigel

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

When you stub your big toe

[From My Left @FromMyLeft]

We’re launching a new show on From My Left tomorrow at 5pm!!!

@specsgonzalez | @MilageUK | @jordyinit | @TegoSigel

[Danny Dragz @DannyDragz]

New business idea, works for a all female gardening firm or a body hair removal place, waxers or whatever

Called "Strimming Women"

@dragonjones talk to me son!

[mark normand @marknorm]

might have trouble getting a good lawyer now