Danny

Dude, who even cares anymore?

[Danny @DannyGofo]

What do you do if you throw up in an above ground pool?

[Danny @DannyGofo]

@DavidVujanic @poetscorneruk Take me back to my youth

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

A statement from the family of Alex Pretti, obtained by CNN:

"We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the hero term lightly. However his last thought and act was to protect a woman.

The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He has his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down all while being pepper sprayed.

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you."

[Merry @HessyBias]

one of the best tweets of all time

[Danny @DannyGofo]

@UncleChaps If you’re going towards Cincinnati stop by Second sight

[Danny @DannyGofo]

@UncleChaps What general cities you going to? Louisville only or how far into Kentucky are you willing to go?

[Danny @DannyGofo]

@lynnfmlystadium @TheUFL @UFLKings Oh, this is bad news

[Danny @DannyGofo]

@RobbieBarstool Whats the consensus on the Hoppus jag, Bob?

[Danny @DannyGofo]

@NWSL Disgraceful show of refereeing. Nonsense of the highest order and .@PROreferees heads should metaphorically roll because this was a truly sickening display

[Club Tigres Femenil 🐯 @TigresFemenil]

La locura de gol de @lizbethovalle7.

Hey @fifacom_es te tenemos una nominada al premio Puskás.

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

what is rizz if not swag persevering

[Memeulous @Memeulous]

Ah okay so when Jake Paul beats up an old man he’s celebrated and given $40 million but when I do it I’m a “disgrace” and “need to leave the bowling green”

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

Just found our Farmville on Facebook from 2009 and now we have to pay inheritance tax 😞

[Danny @DannyGofo]

@kait_whiteside I’m excited to see the purp take on a Brazilian side, so here’s a few songs called Brazil

[Danny @DannyGofo]

Did England seriously play it all the way back to the keeper off that corner? I can see why people hate short corners

[Danny @DannyGofo]

Bouchard is a donkey and we knew that from the start of the series

[Danny @DannyGofo]

@LavenderLvl 3-0 RL

[Danny @DannyGofo]

@TheChampions You rarely ever see penalties in non-neutral grounds. This is quite the scenes

[Danny @DannyGofo]

@NWSL Ban turf

[Danny @DannyGofo]

@RacingLouFC Katie L(a)und(ry)
(on a count of all those clean sheets) 🧤

[Danny @DannyGofo]

.@doxo hey dickheads! You think that giving me fake email addresses will help me in my customer experience? Your chatbots are useless and sent me an error message when faced with question. So help me god, I will go through hell to reach a representative!

Respond you cowards!