Danny Blockley

Proud Dad to James and Emilie. I play video games & guitar... and I watch Man Utd & The Yankees

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@street_trashed See if they have the classic question that comes up every Halloween quiz.

What’s a group of witches called? A Coven.

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So some of you know I’ve been working on a solo comedy musical for over a year now. Well, it’s pretty much ready!

I’m doing a small tour of New Zealand in January then it will be hitting UK theatres (small ones 😂) later in 2027.

Hope to see some of you there 😊

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@street_trashed That is a regal pigeon right there!

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@sondraa @Yankees Apparently still no

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@AshleyHuckins Will take a hit at this point…

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@TalkinYanks Manchester, UK. It’s 2:18am 😫

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What the hell happened here?

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@EmSheDoesIt Fucking phenomenal

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@Breach_Of_TOS @GIFFORDS_org The 2nd amendment should be abolished.

…and don’t give me your “shall not be infringed” bullshit

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@EmSheDoesIt Well this aged like warm milk…

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@EmSheDoesIt Feeling lucky, tonight. Cole no-hitter

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@FansAgainstVAR_ He is offside. What am I justifying?

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@EmSheDoesIt Don’t. Just don’t.

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#NewProfilePic

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@EmSheDoesIt Not bad that Volpe kid

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@ladbible “Your Mate Brings Home a Nando’s”

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@EmSheDoesIt Contractually, I think they’re required to keep going. I could be wrong but I think there is some monetary penalty if they just stop playing.

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@Tessicat UK Student House: Volume 2

Wait, what?

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@sassy_sony007 43

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@EmSheDoesIt He swings a stick well