Danny Kellett

When I write about my life. And I will. I will not be kind.

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

My names pretty. What’s yours?

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

Okay, Little Women looks pretty amazing.

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

Charley’s gonna dig you.

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

Shady bitches.

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

Get your book bag, and get outta here.

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

I officially had the serving night from Hell.

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

My ass hurts no offense.

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

I'm so glad you've finally come to your senses I know that's not an easy journey for you to make.

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

@ellen_carr16

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

Who the Hell lit the house on fire? SHIT.

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

NOT in front of the chickens, dude.

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

Only cried twice.

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

Okay, Waitress is amazing so far.

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But SWEETIE.

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@sol_perdu 😳😳

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My cat REFUSES to drink anything but fresh ass water with at least two ice cubs. 🙄

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

Call me gay, but you’re a bitch.

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

@KingRatchet_ Omg STOP. BruPaul... I am DEAD. 🤣

[Danny Kellett @DannyKellett1]

Mall people, they come and go.
Small people, they just don’t know.

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Ugh as IF!!