Jumboots Jamstrang

“I’m not a chichen boy”

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

The key reason the Disney Star Wars era has been such a flop is that they haven’t meaningfully utilized Kit Fisto.

[Josef @Slither2006]

People who haven’t studied the ancient Zach Cregger text don’t deserve Resident Evil, or any of his other movies for that matter

[Jumboots Jamstrang @DannyMBurton]

@Blutman27 @reidbyrne23 PKSM

[Good Shepherd Collective @Shepherds4Good]

The Iranian government is reporting that US-Israeli forces have targeted a number of civilian infrastructure sites, including 20 educational centers, 11 hospital campuses, 13 ambulance centers, and 14 medical and pharmaceutical facilities.

[Ethan🫐 @SoftlyAugust]

Mike Tomlin got him acting normal again, might be the most impressive accomplishment of his career

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

The difference is by design.

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

Getting that itch again

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

Jesus Christ

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Thank you for being a friend

[Jumboots Jamstrang @DannyMBurton]

@chrismelbz @OneyNG

[fareed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @it_is_fareed]

My entire net worth is in third order Rapture derivatives. If the chance of “the chance of “the chance of the Rapture exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%, i lose my house

[Ghassan Abu Sitta, Chair of Conflict Medicine AUB @GhassanAbuSitt1]

Al Jazeera investigation reveals how US-supplied thermal and thermobaric munitions burning at 3,500C have left no trace of nearly 3,000 Palestinians
https://t.co/KuKrjNS470

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Excuse me what

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

*swallows a chicken bone like a dog* How Kafkaesque!

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

Top 3 acting performances in television history

[Jumboots Jamstrang @DannyMBurton]

Gonna cry

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

This is a great story.