Danny Mark

Comedian, writer and #GlassEyeComedy founder living in Ipswich, Suffolk. I also game at @UTPZilz.

[Danny Mark @DannyMark1988]

@RequestABet Makes a nice refreshing change

[Danny Mark @DannyMark1988]

@RequestABet
Can I have odds on Eng v Italy, 0-0 ft, 1-0 to England AET with Saka scoring in extra time?

[Danny Mark @DannyMark1988]

@RequestABet how much for a double on Poch to be the next permanent THFC manager and Ranieri to be the next permanent PSG manager? #requestabet #skybet

[The Two Rankers Podcast @thetworankers]

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We chat to @dannymark1988 about his Top 5 Comedy Influences. We also chat about home schooling, bad facial hair and Twitter wars
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[Danny Mark @DannyMark1988]

It's 2019.... Poch has just been sacked and replaced with MOANinho... I think "Things can't get any worse for my club"

2020: Hold my beer

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Welcome to Spurs, Joe Hart! 🙌

#THFC ⚪️ #COYS

[Danny Mark @DannyMark1988]

Hey #BernardMatthews, on behalf of everyone - thank you.
#turkeytwizzlers

[Danny Mark @DannyMark1988]

Who in the fuckity fuck is picking Master Roshi?
#dbz

[IGN @IGN]

Master Roshi is coming to Dragon ball FighterZ in September. https://t.co/xhmVQZRLUs

[Danny Mark @DannyMark1988]

I have parking sensors in my car, but not the traditional kind. My missus just shouts "You're too fucking close" every time I bay park.

[Danny Mark @DannyMark1988]

If anything can save 2020, it's #turkeytwizzlers. If that isn't what #BernardMatthews is talking about, then they should hang their heads in shame for teasing us like that.

[Danny Mark @DannyMark1988]

My missus wanted to go to Go Sushi, she knows I hate seafood but said "How do you know you don't like it if you've not tried it".... yet when I apply the same logic to anal, I'm the monster.

[Danny Mark @DannyMark1988]

It's getting to a point where I'll welcome any kind of rain, whether that be traditional rain, or just listening to it's raining men on Spotify... #britishweather #warm #england

[Waldz4 @Waldz4Gaming]

Hey! If anyone would like to follow my streams you can do that by following the link below. I’ll follow all back and actually view your streams at times also not just be another follower let’s help each other! 🎮👍 #stream #gaming
https://t.co/PpTkrZCqWZ

[Waldz4 @Waldz4Gaming]

Hi! Check out my YouTube channel Waldz4 Gaming. I subscribe back to everyone that subscribe’s to me! https://t.co/ADGFAkPPQx via @YouTube #YouTube #Sub4Sub #SupportSmallStreamers #thursdayvibes

[Danny Mark @DannyMark1988]

So hot that I got my oven door open to cool the place down a bit #toohot #englishweather #bringbacktherain #norainnogain